INSPIRED BY MY BRAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
so today i woke up at wait, i didn't sleep at all last night! wooo.........NO. sucky. im tired as hell with a shitty ass sore throat. super. ummmmm so i was up playing old vid games and i got real good at um. now when i say old i mean SNES! theres many of u that do not know what that means, so i'll explain. SUPER NINTENTO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. SNES! go old school. yeah, the packers suck this year, its the year of the bengals. they'll go all the way. steller stuff. uuuuugh. umm so later yestureday i was talkingto this crazy homeless man in my room and i asked him, "why are u here, in my house, in my room?" he said, "dude it me, markus!" it did turn out to be him, after careful DNA scans. so after we figured out it was mark, we headed out, got curtis( BY THE WAY, THE BIG C HAS HIS TEMPS, HE IS ON THE ROAD! )and then we went to the park. we met up with franko, u ppl dont know franko, thats not even his name, but anyway, we got some guns. after that we got in curts car and drove around looking for shit to shoot. SUDDENLY the bank was being robbed so we jumped out and headed in. mark took the first shot, and hit a cashier. lil trigger happy that one. so i took the second and snapped the knee off the 1 of the 6 robbers. curt being his gheto self pulled out his sawed off shotgun and blew away to robbers in one hit. that leave 3 left. so we rolled for cover while the robbers shot up a storm at us. no one was hit. luckly, mark yells cover me, so curt and i start shooting crazy like while mark rolls and takes 2 carful shots at the robbers, hitting one in the chest and once again hitting a hostage. whatever, we were just looking for somthing to do in the town, well after that part the last 2 decide they'd cut their losses and book it. mark finishes off his clip with a few random shots and curt and i reload. i signal to curt to get the car, he ran out the door and mark and i take some cash for ourselfs and the trip to hawaii. the horn sounds and to the car we went. going like a bat outta hell down 16 we're chasing the 2 remaining fools. i hang out the passenger side window shooting for the tires, but no luck. the passenger of the other car, sticks his head outta the window and shoots a few at us, taking out the windshiled. not much of a loss, not my car, and easyier/safer to shoot outta. boom, well passed the kiltie at this point, fucking oconomowoc cop scared of real action are laggin behind. it seemed the guys were running outta ammo cause they weren't taking many shots at us anymore. using this to our atvantage i tell curt to try and run them off the road. he gets up there but i guess thats what they were waiting for cause the opened fire the moment we were near. mark says he has an idea, i turn to him and he hands me a grenade, we all start laugh, the plan is in motion, we know what to do. curt accellerates, i pull the pin being careful to not let the lever go, mark grabs curts shotgun and hangs out his window, the moment we got near mark opens fire to cover me casue otherwise im a sitting duck, they do get a few shots off but to no avail. here we are, right next to the car, im look in the eyes of the driver, seeing the fear in his eyes, i let the grenade go, the WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS the cops decide to get in the way with a shitty ass barricade, curt has to swirve, the grenade falls harmmlessly into the background. past the barricade, the robbers were ahead of us, curt was going around 120 MPH, i left the speed out of b4, FAST to say it shortly. at this point we were also running short the in ammo department. time to get creative. i tell curt to drive up close 1 more time. taking the shotgun from mark i hide behind my door. waiting...i hear the car, i slam open my door, and to my luck i hit the drivers arm as he stuck his gun out for a shot. facing the car door i fire into it. hitting the driver, i fire again to be sure, then i fired again cause i was getting hungry and these guys already cost us alot of money in ammo and car repairs. they start swirving bad, and end up going off the road. runnign out to the car, the last guy runs for it with a bag of money, mark is careful again and hits him in the back. curt turns the car around as mark and i, once again collect more cash. we left the driver alive, and im sure some others were alive in the bank. so ends another average day in Otown. cept the day didn't end there, cause we hit up the the strip joints that nice and got real drunk. gotta love victorious days.
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