The A word
Scene: A middle-class family is watching Mythbusters, completely unaware that hilarity is about to strike.
Arthur: I have to say the A word in the next sentence.
Mom: What A word?
Arthur: [spells out A-S-S with his fingers]
Mom and Dad: ... well, that would be OK, if you need to use it.
Arthur: Did they just say 'ass mustard' on the TV?
Mom and Dad: [doubled over in laughter]
Dad: I'm pretty sure what they said was 'pass muster'.
Arthur: I have to say the A word in the next sentence.
Mom: What A word?
Arthur: [spells out A-S-S with his fingers]
Mom and Dad: ... well, that would be OK, if you need to use it.
Arthur: Did they just say 'ass mustard' on the TV?
Mom and Dad: [doubled over in laughter]
Dad: I'm pretty sure what they said was 'pass muster'.