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Oh ma lawd, the conversations I've had today.
My mom wanted to stop at Burger King while we were out this morning.
Mom: I can't believe he - oh wow, they have double cheeseburgers for $1.
Me: You get distracted so easily.
Mom: I know, I have such a short att-oh look, it's a little black kitten
Me: (dying)
On the way home from work:
Dad: Oh look, they've got a new thigh restaurant
Me: Thigh?
Dad: Yeah Thighland, you know?
Me: Thailand...
My mom wanted to stop at Burger King while we were out this morning.
Mom: I can't believe he - oh wow, they have double cheeseburgers for $1.
Me: You get distracted so easily.
Mom: I know, I have such a short att-oh look, it's a little black kitten
Me: (dying)
On the way home from work:
Dad: Oh look, they've got a new thigh restaurant
Me: Thigh?
Dad: Yeah Thighland, you know?
Me: Thailand...