Rule #2 // Text

[forthetwinkies]

So this thing zaps you good if you don't do something with it every once in a while? What a load of bull. Guy's trying to get out there, concentrate on surviving, finding himself a goddamn house, and he's gotta keep up with social networking? Thought that was some fad for nosy teenagers and moms who had nothing better to do

Comments

[dontcallmegol]

It's not so bad if you've got people you want to talk to. Keeping them updated on if you're alive is one way to keep this thing happy.

[forthetwinkies]

Just my luck, then. That counter's at empty.

[dontcallmegol]

It's never too late to make some friends.

Names Ace. You are?

[forthetwinkies]

And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

You can call me Tallahassee.

[dontcallmegol]

Tallahassee? Interesting name.

Nice to meet you.

[forthetwinkies]

Oh I'm sure.

Just charmed.

[dontcallmegol]

Whoa, easy on the enthusiasm there pal.

Try not to be so happy will you?

[forthetwinkies]

I'm thinking I smell me some sarcasm there.

[dontcallmegol]

Maybe?

What does sarcasm smell like?