Rule # 7 // Video

Jan 13, 2010 20:00

[The video begins with a very nice shot of Tal's face.]

So. I'm gonna go ahead and take back everything I said 'bout those science people 'round here being dumbasses, because damn, sometimes they surprise me.

[Tal ducks away from the camera and returns holding a leathery fruit resembling a banana]

Now, you see this? Fucking brilliant. [Tal rips the outer skin from the fruit; inside is a Twinkie, looking a little moist but otherwise exactly the same as any other made by Hostess.] Ya like, huh? [He grins broadly and then picks up the Twinkie and stuffs it in his mouth.]

So I...[pauses as he tries to talk with his mouth full] got m'self here a Twinkie tree--[he swallows] and I don't know how the fuck they did it, but it's like I said. Fucking a-mazing. What has science done, et cetera. [Tal, master of languages, pronounces that "et ce-TER-a"]

While I'm at it, thanks for the bullets, pals. [Tal picks up the items in question and shakes them in front of the camera.] Gonna put 'em to use real soon, don't worry.

[[ooc: off to bed, will resume tagging tomorrow! Back /o/]]

fuck yes happy tal, twinkie tree

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