Juror Qualification Questionnaire: "Nuts to you!" or "Maybe I can't hide, but I can damn well run"
My response to being hit up for jury duty by Queens county:
Nuts to you! I moved to Kings, suckas.
Mine own borough will probably track me down eventually, but in the meantime I'm dodgin' this bullet like a hyper kid in gym class. Yeah, I've really been shirking civil duties of late, what with my REGISTERING TO VOTE and all. Hittin' me up for freakin' jury duty. I don't care if it's a civil obligation. I reiterate: Nuts to you!
Nuts to you! I moved to Kings, suckas.
Mine own borough will probably track me down eventually, but in the meantime I'm dodgin' this bullet like a hyper kid in gym class. Yeah, I've really been shirking civil duties of late, what with my REGISTERING TO VOTE and all. Hittin' me up for freakin' jury duty. I don't care if it's a civil obligation. I reiterate: Nuts to you!