Are Christians Really Just Bad Satanists?
Okay, level with me here. In order to worship Lucifer you have to first believe in the Christian Bible. With me so far? Good. So that means that if you fuck up as a Satanist, you would go to heaven, because as a devil worshipper you would want to go hell. To a follower of Satan, Heaven would be quite a frightful and torturous place, what with all the harps and angels dressed in white. So my theory is this: Heaven is just as much of a punishment as Hell. So according to this little glitch, that means that some people in heaven could just be really bad Devil worshippers who somehow pissed of their ruler (the aformentioned Satan).Its only fair, If God can send all of his fuck ups to Hell then why can't Satan send his to Heaven? Because Christianity and all other organized religion is extremely flawed, thats why!