The Dark Knight Fic: "Off the Clock"

[forth_eorlingas]

Title: Off the Clock
Author: bathshua
Fandom: The Dark Knight (aka Nolanverse)
Genre: Slash, possibly AU, since it's set post-TDK
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Harvey/Joker, Batman
Warnings: M/M sex, masturbation, some violence
Word Count: 3,399
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me. Sure as hell wish they did, though.
Notes: Written for the Harvey/Joker

Comments

[shichiloaf]

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<3
I love their bickering oh god. <33
*fangasms*

[bandita]

Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed it! :) *tacklehugs* <3

And haha, yeah, I love that about them. I love writing it. They're such an old married couple, it's hilarious. I'm sure Harvey would smack me for saying that, but my gods, it's the damned truth. <33

[shichiloaf]

I diiiiid >w<
askjdgflaksgjd violence whut?? <3
And they really art an old married couple XD
<333

[miss_mina_chan]

Heh heh..I really should be sleeping instead of reading batslash but~ I couldn't resist.I LOVED how Batsy is just like,"..Backing away now..." and ooh I love their rough foreplay.

Awesome job girl. ;D

[bandita]

Haha, thanks! I could really just see Batman doing that "backing away slowly now, don't wanna wake up the lions" thing. XDD

Thank you so much for reading! I'm very glad you enjoyed it! :P

[miss_mina_chan]

Ya welcome honey!It was a really great read. :D

[mistress_kabuki]

God they're so damn adorable! I love their bickering and the way they work together -- how refreshing to see them on a job, watching them work together and arguing the whole time like a married couple. And the steamy scenes were awesome too. ^_^

This was awesome, definetaly meming this!

[bandita]

They really are! That's one thing that I didn't expect to think about them whenever I first entered this fandom. But I've come to see just how compatible they are, and I love it! The hospital scene just makes my day every time I re-watch the movie.

Thank you so much for reading! I'm very glad that you enjoyed it, and I'm flattered that you've mem'd it! :)

[morlockiness]

The dialogue is more than perfect. <3

[bandita]

Thank you very much! I'm flattered you think so! :)

Thanks for reading! <3

[okypete_harpy]

Like twin kings they ruled the crime league, iron-fisted and steel-hearted. Cold and hard, I like it.

He, on the other hand, much preferred to grin up at the bat-shaped light resting on the clouds. It was his personal wishing star That’s lovely.

I love all their back and forth banter.

”…this is why I have the MP5 and you have the 9 millimeter." "Naturally, because you hate having to aim when you shoot." LOL.

But he now found himself unable to set one foot forward. Batman D8 face! LOL, he just leaves!

"What...what's the time?" “What the hell did you do?!" Hplans things well.

[bandita]

Batman D8 face! LOL, he just leaves!

Haha, yeah! XD I ran this scene through my mind so many times and each time I just couldn't see him wanting to even breathe the same air as them during all that.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thanks so much for reading! <3

[okypete_harpy]

He'd be like "EW THEY'RE HAVING SEX! MY EYES!"

You're welcome! Thanks for writing!

[bandita]

Yup! XD I wish I was an artist, because I would so draw that hilarity.

And of course, it's a, erm, pleasure. >D