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[fortalkingback]

Okay. Let me get this straight

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[arsenical]

Hi, Chase. That sounded like an alcoholics anonymous introduction. Relax, will you. It takes a while to adapt to this place.

[arsenical]

Don't worry about the job for now, we can claim you're mentally fifteen and maybe you won't need to find a job. And if you do, make sure it's not for a mysoginist radio, will you.

[arsenical]

If that doesn't work, I can financially support you, in exchange for slavery.

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[fortalkingback]

Heeey. That's actually a pretty good job, considering my zero qualifications. Who cares if the guy's kinda' a loon? He's doing it for show.

[fortalkingback]

Anyway, we've got Old Lace, too, so... I guess I just don't want to dead-beat around.

I'll find something. No problem.

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[arsenical]

If you start working, then we'll be the ones dead-beating around. And don't get me started on that guy...For show or not, some of his comments were insulting, and you're smarter than that.

[arsenical]

You do have cualifications...you were ace with the Leapfrog, you can like...get into mechanics or something?

[fortalkingback]

Maybe. It doesn't look like there's a lot to go mechanic on around here, though. There was no morning traffic or anything.

[arsenical]

Worth the try? Oh, I've got something that will make your less blue.

[fortalkingback]

I should be used to being displaced, huh?

What's up?

[arsenical]

Like all of us.

So this money I get...guess what we don't have to economize on...

[fortalkingback]

Um... Toilet paper? Doughnuts? Underwear? Razors?

Everything?

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[arsenical]

Condoms.

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[fortalkingback]

Oh. Condoms.

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[fortalkingback]

That was straightforward. Awesome.

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[arsenical]

What, you want me to use euphemisms? Because if I hear the words 'power vacuum' again, I swear...