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[fortalkingback]

Great. I can't even fib about using the last of Karolina's shampoo. I was out. Now she is, too. My bad.

So what is it? A curse that only allows you to tell the truth? That compels you to tell the truth, maybe? So I could just broadcast something like: Why yes, City, it's true what they say about Jewish girls. (If you know what I mean.)... Yeah.

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[phasedcat]

And you mean what by that?

[fortalkingback]

Does everybody have to ask?!

[phasedcat]

Yes and I want an answer to that.

[fortalkingback]

Can I just say it's a sexual thing and get away with that? I don't want to piss another chick off.

[phasedcat]

Nope, I'm sick you have to answer me.

[fortalkingback]

Dammit!

They give good head. Happy?

[phasedcat]

No. If I wasn't sick I'd stick you into a wall and leave you. I'm Jewish thank you very much.

[fortalkingback]

You're welcome?

My girlfriend's Jewish, so... That's all I meant. About my girlfriend.

[phasedcat]

Sarcasm.

Wow, great thing to say about your girlfriend to the public. But hey, as long as you don't mean it as a collective then whatever makes you happy.

[fortalkingback]

Yeah. Figured.

Whatever. People could just take it in stride, but no, they have to make a big deal out of it. Anyway, Gert's the only girl I've been with, so I was just poking fun. It's not like I go around testing Jewish chicks, so yeah. What's it matter?

[phasedcat]

I'd hope you didn't. It doesn't matter if you'd meant it as a collective it would have mattered because that's just obnoxious to say and I'd have been forced to send Rachel to hit you for me psychically.

[fortalkingback]

Right. Sure.

Kitty's sick and cursed and would be sorry eventually.

[phasedcat]

Right? Sure? Aren't you immature.

Just one of those days. :|

[fortalkingback]

You're the one threatening physical violence because I said something stupid.

Re: Just one of those days. :|

[phasedcat]

Physical violence would involve me actually hitting you wouldn't it? I just said I'd have a telekinetic hit you or that I'd phase you through a wall and leave you. Which I actually didn't mean I'd do.

[fortalkingback]

One, I used the word threatening. Important modifier.

Two, you're bitching at me because I said something that wasn't meant to be taken seriously while trying to defend yourself with the idea that you didn't mean what you just said. Doesn't make a lot of sense.