Brandon explains it all
Every once in a while I come up with an entry that actually says something. This would be that entry. Try not to enjoy it too much because god knows it won't happen again any time soon. A lot has happened in the past couple of weeks and it started me thinking. Don't look so stunned. I do think on rare occasions. Anyway I've been thinking about my love life and the luck I have with women or rather the bad luck I have with women. I'm probably the only guy in the world who could manage to lose two girls in the same day. Not to mention the fact that he's not even dating one and the other one is not officially his girlfriend. Confused? Yeah well so am I.
It all started when I was in first grade with this girl named Amanda. She sat next to me and one day I decided she should be my girlfriend. We lasted until recess when this guy named Shane gave her some bubble gum and she ran off with him. Things didn't get any better after that. I didn't have a steady girlfriend all through high school. I had dates but never anything serious. I suppose my first serious girlfriend was Jess when we were skating together. That was one of those things that just happened and then she decided not to skate anymore and that took care of that.
So by this time I'm in Detroit and I met this girl named Susan. We hooked up and things were going pretty well. I was skating with Jammer and then Susan thought we had something going and she dumped me. In case you're wondering, no we didn't have something going but you couldn't convince Susan of that. Maybe I thought about it but I never did anything about it and Jammer went off to college. I hung out with Fedor a lot which helped a little because all the girls loved him even if he had a girlfriend and I got the leftovers. Somewhere in there I met Vika Volchkova and we dated for a while. That was pretty..intense you might say..but she was in Russia and I was here. During all this I was skating with Emilie and we sort of liked each other. Anyway Vika broke up with me because I kissed Em.
Are you confused yet? Don't feel bad, it's going to clear up soon. Well hopefully it will anyway. So Em and I were together for a while and then we decided we'd be better off as friends and broke up. It actually worked too but of course I ended up without a skating partner but what else is new right? So let's see, I have no idea where we're up to but this is about the time I started hanging out with Lydia. I'm not sure what you'd call our relationship. I mean we dated some but mostly we just well you know. Then somehow we decided to skate together and that didn't work out. We found out that we couldn't stand each other to train on a daily basis and she left. Once again I was partnerless and girfriendless. Pretty much the story of my life.
Now we get to the part about Jammer. She's back and skating with Ryan. Oh yeah there was also a period of time when Ryan said he liked me and I almost decided I was gay. Not sure what got into me there but I got over that. Jammer and I talk a lot, we flirt around and I thought about asking her out. I never did though because I didn't think she'd go. We ended up going to Johnny's New Years Eve party together and got hammered. We almost ended up hammering each other if you know what I mean and I think you do but we didn't. I was sort of embarassed after that and didn't know what to say to her. We went to St.Louis and I started talking to Tiffany again. I dated her briefly when she was in Detroit years ago by the way. I didn't leave her out on purpose, I knew I'd get to her.
Okay so here we have this. I still like Jammer but I'm starting to like Tiffany too. Jammer goes off to 4CCs, having no clue about any of this because I still don't know what to say. She meets up with Matt and I have no clue what's going on there because every time I asked her she bit my head off. I'm talking to Tiff a lot and then finally Jammer goes off to the Olympics with Matt. Well not with Matt, she was actually with Ryan but he was there too so you know what I meant. I end up here and Tiff comes to visit me. Somewhere in there Jammer and I got into a comment fight, I locked her a post and the rest is history. We talked about everything and now she's with Matt and I'm with..no one. See the problem is that Tiff got a little upset with me and I don't blame her because I didn't tell her I liked Jammer or for that matter that I liked her.
See what I mean? I managed to lose two girls at the same time and both for the same reason. I was a dumbass and didn't bother to tell anyone how I felt.
So do you see a pattern here? If you do, congratulations because I sure as hell can't find one. Except for the fact that I'm a dumbass. I mean I like Tiff a lot but she's pissed at me and I don't blame her. I tried to explain things but I'm not very good at that and I think I just made her more confused. It's understandable becuase hell I'm confused too! I don't know what happens from here. Maybe I should go back to thinking I'm gay or something. Nah because I don't look good in a dress. Well I'll shut up now because I've said enough.
Rock on,
Brandon
It all started when I was in first grade with this girl named Amanda. She sat next to me and one day I decided she should be my girlfriend. We lasted until recess when this guy named Shane gave her some bubble gum and she ran off with him. Things didn't get any better after that. I didn't have a steady girlfriend all through high school. I had dates but never anything serious. I suppose my first serious girlfriend was Jess when we were skating together. That was one of those things that just happened and then she decided not to skate anymore and that took care of that.
So by this time I'm in Detroit and I met this girl named Susan. We hooked up and things were going pretty well. I was skating with Jammer and then Susan thought we had something going and she dumped me. In case you're wondering, no we didn't have something going but you couldn't convince Susan of that. Maybe I thought about it but I never did anything about it and Jammer went off to college. I hung out with Fedor a lot which helped a little because all the girls loved him even if he had a girlfriend and I got the leftovers. Somewhere in there I met Vika Volchkova and we dated for a while. That was pretty..intense you might say..but she was in Russia and I was here. During all this I was skating with Emilie and we sort of liked each other. Anyway Vika broke up with me because I kissed Em.
Are you confused yet? Don't feel bad, it's going to clear up soon. Well hopefully it will anyway. So Em and I were together for a while and then we decided we'd be better off as friends and broke up. It actually worked too but of course I ended up without a skating partner but what else is new right? So let's see, I have no idea where we're up to but this is about the time I started hanging out with Lydia. I'm not sure what you'd call our relationship. I mean we dated some but mostly we just well you know. Then somehow we decided to skate together and that didn't work out. We found out that we couldn't stand each other to train on a daily basis and she left. Once again I was partnerless and girfriendless. Pretty much the story of my life.
Now we get to the part about Jammer. She's back and skating with Ryan. Oh yeah there was also a period of time when Ryan said he liked me and I almost decided I was gay. Not sure what got into me there but I got over that. Jammer and I talk a lot, we flirt around and I thought about asking her out. I never did though because I didn't think she'd go. We ended up going to Johnny's New Years Eve party together and got hammered. We almost ended up hammering each other if you know what I mean and I think you do but we didn't. I was sort of embarassed after that and didn't know what to say to her. We went to St.Louis and I started talking to Tiffany again. I dated her briefly when she was in Detroit years ago by the way. I didn't leave her out on purpose, I knew I'd get to her.
Okay so here we have this. I still like Jammer but I'm starting to like Tiffany too. Jammer goes off to 4CCs, having no clue about any of this because I still don't know what to say. She meets up with Matt and I have no clue what's going on there because every time I asked her she bit my head off. I'm talking to Tiff a lot and then finally Jammer goes off to the Olympics with Matt. Well not with Matt, she was actually with Ryan but he was there too so you know what I meant. I end up here and Tiff comes to visit me. Somewhere in there Jammer and I got into a comment fight, I locked her a post and the rest is history. We talked about everything and now she's with Matt and I'm with..no one. See the problem is that Tiff got a little upset with me and I don't blame her because I didn't tell her I liked Jammer or for that matter that I liked her.
See what I mean? I managed to lose two girls at the same time and both for the same reason. I was a dumbass and didn't bother to tell anyone how I felt.
So do you see a pattern here? If you do, congratulations because I sure as hell can't find one. Except for the fact that I'm a dumbass. I mean I like Tiff a lot but she's pissed at me and I don't blame her. I tried to explain things but I'm not very good at that and I think I just made her more confused. It's understandable becuase hell I'm confused too! I don't know what happens from here. Maybe I should go back to thinking I'm gay or something. Nah because I don't look good in a dress. Well I'll shut up now because I've said enough.
Rock on,
Brandon