Soooo...Adam Lambert. Undeniably attractive, funny (at least in the press - I wouldn't know otherwise), and been written about by Astolat/Lady of Shalott about a million times. If the first two didn't grab your attention, the last one will for sure. And if you don't know who
astolat is, all I can say is, get thee to an
astolat ! I don't expect you to surface for a week, at the most.
But yes. Adam Lambert. AI season 8 runner-up, though from all the hullabaloo about this dude, you'd think they'd Operación Triunfo-d it - just for a season - without the third winner. But Kris Allen, Pocket Idol (TM) actually won. Now, Kris Allen is one of those special dudes who can both be straight and non-threatened by gay men. Not just "okay with it", but (seems to be - remember, I don't know these hombres) actualfax buddies with the Lambert. Cuddles and the like. Like...teenage boys pretending to be tween girls pretending to be teenage boys. And it's just the best thing ever. So, of course, fans have to go and write them humping like bunnies in tour buses. Yay!
Try
winterlive 's
All These Things That I've Done on for size. It's an AU, filled with secret assassins and thieves and games of Hot Potato. If the threat of danger before sex squicks you...this is probably not the fic for you. Dub-con is not in the question, here, but if any mention of scariness is not your style, well, I kind of have to wonder what on earth you read in fandom. But try this one, anyway. Big payout, I swear.
Also, anything by
jerakeen . I swear, you'll be thrilled. One of my personal favorites would have to be...Okay.
The World In An Hourglass, aka The Masquerade Fic. This fic really shows that it's a person you love, not their funbits. Though, those are nice, too. Ahem. ;-D Anyway, it makes me smile every damn time I read the thing. Big less-than-threes.