Even if it's only for two months...
I found an apartment! Who knew all it took was whining to the internetz? For that, my friends, I will reward you with the answers to a hundred questions you never ever wanted to ask me.
My, aren't you lucky.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. If they're open, I will die.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
From hotel? Nah. From hotels? Sometimes. It depends on if I like it and if I've actually remembered to pack goddamn toiletries. Sneaky bastards, toiletries.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
They start out tucked.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope. Not even "Climax Road", which looks like a surefire winner to me.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I use at least one a day. I am an addict.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Le sigh. Yes.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear. I have no reasoning for this.
8: Do you have freckles?
Holy shit, everywhere.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Mmm, mostly.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Uh. I have a lot of them. Probably being ignored? Hate, hate, HATE it.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes. More when I run.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Oh, yeah. Go XC!
13: What about pooped in the woods?
Again: Go XC!
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Yes, ma'am/sir/gender-neutral pronoun I am not acquainted with.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Pens only. I don't like splinters in my mouth.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Wow are you nosy. None. Dammit.
17: What size is your bed?
Queen for now. Probably a single when I move, DEPENDING ON THE APARTMENT. THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE CHOICES.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Echo by Jason Walker. Judge all you like, but I believe
hermette was the earwormer with her Merlin love, so. I guess I'm saying don't judge me.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yes, you douche.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants! and ARCHER. Dude. F'reals.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Libertarias. It wasn't super-terrible in and of itself from what I remember, but the surprise ending made me vomit, so.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I think I'd feel really bad if I buried pirate treasure (which is how I'm reading this question) because of the historical value. I'd probably donate/sell it to a museum. (What? I'm not totally altruistic.) If I was burying stuff from, like, the Nazis? In the neighbor's backyard because they never, ever use it.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Agua. Sometimes milk, when I'm trying to be good.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard!
25: What is your favorite food?
Food. This includes spinach, lobster, chocolate, steak, and all vegetables. And bread! Oooh, and honey-greek yogurt from Trader Joe's. And Thai. And Pho. And sushi. And I'll stop here. But anyone who knows me will tell you that steak is the one food I cannot go too long without. I get mean.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Sur mes Levres (Read My Lips) Favorite movie ever, and I'm still not sure why. It just completely engages me every time.
Serenity If they wouldn't give us a whole series, I'll take the movie.
Beauty and the Beast Because Belle kicks ass.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Uh, everyone. Oh, that came out wrong. Uh, it's the customary greeting in Spain, so.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yep.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I wouldn't rule it out.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Last year. I'm kind of an asshole in that I frequently write the letter right away and forget to send it for months.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes! I am the bomb.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes, and I almost threw up from the shame. I feel things strongly, yo.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nope.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Pepperoni sub from The Store At The Beach. It's a once-a-year treat.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Waffles, pancakes, eggs, steak, hash browns, veggie-and-egg-white omelette, I'm good. As long as there's fresh-squeezed OJ and coffee I'm yours.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
11PM -1 AM.
37: Are you lazy?
Sometimes, yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A princess. I was a pretty typical kid.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rabbit.
40: How many languages can you speak?
Two well, two very poorly.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes, but I don't get any of them here.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. By far.
43: Are you stubborn?
I would say.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Craig Ferguson.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
General Hospital runs in my family's blood.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Only if I think I'm about to die.
47: Do you sing in the car?
Yes.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
In a watery, warbly way.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Oh, hells yes. Stoplights are dancing time!
50: Ever used a gun?
Hahah, no. Pretty sure my family would willingly kill me before letting me take hold of a gun.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Well, one got a pretty good shot of my ass in graduation robes in '09.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I guess, if I were absolutely forced to classify them as either "cheesy" or "super-serious". Mainly I think they're bangin'. ...my Connecticut is showing, I know.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes. Splitting holidays fucking sucks.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Bitch, I make pierogi.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Strawberry-rhubarb.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Nurse, adventurer, Space captain (and no, I don't know what they do), doctor, Laura Ingalls Wilder...I didn't want a profession so much as I wanted the entire lives of people I read about.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Had one just the other day.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Most days. Remind me to tell you about the time I tried a new vitamin with what turned out to be way too much iron for me in it...
60: Wear slippers?
In the winter, in the States. Here? I wear sandals and socks inside the house. I am stylish.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. Eugh.
62: What do you wear to bed?
Extra-big shirt, pj pants. In the winter. sleeveless shirt and boxers in the warm.
63: First concert?
I don't know. Probably my friend's older brother's band when I was 14.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Surprisingly, Nike fits me better.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Neither.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Tribal Fusion, Flamenco, Sevillanas, Ballet. All within the past 5 years.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I can tell you that being my spouse will be more than enough work.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never even in one! My dream of becoming Laura Ingalls Wilder has officially died.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
One called The Devil and Kate. I'll give you one guess why.
75: Own a record player?
No.
76: Regularly burn incense?
No. I sneeze.
77: Ever been in love?
No.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
EMINEM.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
The Gaslight Anthem, about 13 months ago.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot.
81: Tea or coffee?
Both.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker-dooooodle!
83: Can you swim well?
Well enough not to die!
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Is this question for real?
85: Are you patient?
Not in the slightest.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
Athletic ones, but nothing I ever really wanted to win. Except LIFE.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
BOTH.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Yes.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room. Gotta have real wood, though.
92: Do you want to get married?
I think so.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Big fat goose egg.
94: Who was your HS crush?
Hahaha no that vault is staying closed thankyouverymuch.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. Well, in my head, sometimes. But in practice, no.
96: Do you have kids?
No.
97: Do you want kids?
Yes.
98: Whats your favorite color?
Red.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
You!
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My, aren't you lucky.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. If they're open, I will die.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
From hotel? Nah. From hotels? Sometimes. It depends on if I like it and if I've actually remembered to pack goddamn toiletries. Sneaky bastards, toiletries.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
They start out tucked.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope. Not even "Climax Road", which looks like a surefire winner to me.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I use at least one a day. I am an addict.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Le sigh. Yes.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear. I have no reasoning for this.
8: Do you have freckles?
Holy shit, everywhere.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Mmm, mostly.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Uh. I have a lot of them. Probably being ignored? Hate, hate, HATE it.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Sometimes. More when I run.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Oh, yeah. Go XC!
13: What about pooped in the woods?
Again: Go XC!
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Yes, ma'am/sir/gender-neutral pronoun I am not acquainted with.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Pens only. I don't like splinters in my mouth.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Wow are you nosy. None. Dammit.
17: What size is your bed?
Queen for now. Probably a single when I move, DEPENDING ON THE APARTMENT. THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE CHOICES.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Echo by Jason Walker. Judge all you like, but I believe
hermette was the earwormer with her Merlin love, so. I guess I'm saying don't judge me.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yes, you douche.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants! and ARCHER. Dude. F'reals.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Libertarias. It wasn't super-terrible in and of itself from what I remember, but the surprise ending made me vomit, so.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I think I'd feel really bad if I buried pirate treasure (which is how I'm reading this question) because of the historical value. I'd probably donate/sell it to a museum. (What? I'm not totally altruistic.) If I was burying stuff from, like, the Nazis? In the neighbor's backyard because they never, ever use it.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Agua. Sometimes milk, when I'm trying to be good.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard!
25: What is your favorite food?
Food. This includes spinach, lobster, chocolate, steak, and all vegetables. And bread! Oooh, and honey-greek yogurt from Trader Joe's. And Thai. And Pho. And sushi. And I'll stop here. But anyone who knows me will tell you that steak is the one food I cannot go too long without. I get mean.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Sur mes Levres (Read My Lips) Favorite movie ever, and I'm still not sure why. It just completely engages me every time.
Serenity If they wouldn't give us a whole series, I'll take the movie.
Beauty and the Beast Because Belle kicks ass.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Uh, everyone. Oh, that came out wrong. Uh, it's the customary greeting in Spain, so.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yep.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I wouldn't rule it out.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Last year. I'm kind of an asshole in that I frequently write the letter right away and forget to send it for months.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes! I am the bomb.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes, and I almost threw up from the shame. I feel things strongly, yo.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nope.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Pepperoni sub from The Store At The Beach. It's a once-a-year treat.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Waffles, pancakes, eggs, steak, hash browns, veggie-and-egg-white omelette, I'm good. As long as there's fresh-squeezed OJ and coffee I'm yours.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
11PM -1 AM.
37: Are you lazy?
Sometimes, yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
A princess. I was a pretty typical kid.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rabbit.
40: How many languages can you speak?
Two well, two very poorly.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes, but I don't get any of them here.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. By far.
43: Are you stubborn?
I would say.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Craig Ferguson.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
General Hospital runs in my family's blood.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Only if I think I'm about to die.
47: Do you sing in the car?
Yes.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
In a watery, warbly way.
49: Do you dance in the car?
Oh, hells yes. Stoplights are dancing time!
50: Ever used a gun?
Hahah, no. Pretty sure my family would willingly kill me before letting me take hold of a gun.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Well, one got a pretty good shot of my ass in graduation robes in '09.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
I guess, if I were absolutely forced to classify them as either "cheesy" or "super-serious". Mainly I think they're bangin'. ...my Connecticut is showing, I know.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes. Splitting holidays fucking sucks.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Bitch, I make pierogi.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Strawberry-rhubarb.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Nurse, adventurer, Space captain (and no, I don't know what they do), doctor, Laura Ingalls Wilder...I didn't want a profession so much as I wanted the entire lives of people I read about.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Had one just the other day.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Most days. Remind me to tell you about the time I tried a new vitamin with what turned out to be way too much iron for me in it...
60: Wear slippers?
In the winter, in the States. Here? I wear sandals and socks inside the house. I am stylish.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. Eugh.
62: What do you wear to bed?
Extra-big shirt, pj pants. In the winter. sleeveless shirt and boxers in the warm.
63: First concert?
I don't know. Probably my friend's older brother's band when I was 14.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Surprisingly, Nike fits me better.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Neither.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Tribal Fusion, Flamenco, Sevillanas, Ballet. All within the past 5 years.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I can tell you that being my spouse will be more than enough work.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never even in one! My dream of becoming Laura Ingalls Wilder has officially died.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
One called The Devil and Kate. I'll give you one guess why.
75: Own a record player?
No.
76: Regularly burn incense?
No. I sneeze.
77: Ever been in love?
No.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
EMINEM.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
The Gaslight Anthem, about 13 months ago.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot.
81: Tea or coffee?
Both.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker-dooooodle!
83: Can you swim well?
Well enough not to die!
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Is this question for real?
85: Are you patient?
Not in the slightest.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
Athletic ones, but nothing I ever really wanted to win. Except LIFE.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
BOTH.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Yes.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room. Gotta have real wood, though.
92: Do you want to get married?
I think so.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Big fat goose egg.
94: Who was your HS crush?
Hahaha no that vault is staying closed thankyouverymuch.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. Well, in my head, sometimes. But in practice, no.
96: Do you have kids?
No.
97: Do you want kids?
Yes.
98: Whats your favorite color?
Red.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
You!
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