It's somebody's birthdaaaaayyyyyyy...
deviouskirin 's!deviouskirin
Kirin, even though I drop out of sight for weeks on end, you're a fabulous, funny person, and I'm increasingly glad I know you. Happy Birthday, love. I was going to get you pictures of hot hockey players, but I think it's possible you have every single one in the universe. So instead, I just stole a bunch of pictures off the internet that reminded me of you.
I can't imagine someone who encompasses this picture more. (Though there should probably be a "fuck you" in there, too, just for posterity's sake.)
Because you eat all those fuckers who call you cute or little.
Because this just kind of sums up your approach to life.
Because if you don't get a puppy on your birthday, when do you get a puppy?
In short; it's your goddamn birthday and you deserve some cake and strangely-colored drinks.
Happy Birthday!!