I've been buried in work, certification programs, graduate school research and work. My 14-hour days have thankfully been reduced to 12-hour days for now, but I'm still getting the miserable pay rate of a permanent sub until my certification goes through. Good times. Also, I'm covered in cold germs, thanks to my lovely little idiots. (I kid. I feel I can call them stupid because I know they aren't.) So! This post. Because, goddammit, I need to feel my face again, and laughter might make me wheeze and hack, but at least I know I'm alive.
Ellen's Guide to Dating Sites This might show in the US only - I'm not so up on where WarnerBros sites stream to - but it is funny. If you can't link to it, let me know, and I'll try and find a new link for you. Ellen is always funny, and I love watching her after she's told a joke. She waits to see if it hits, and then gives this cute little grin when it does. It's ridiculous how adorable she is.
When she gets to the Treklovers site, I felt like shouting out "There are dozens of us! Dozens!"
"If Build-A-Bear Were As Terrible As Real Children" The first couple of slides seemed a little contrived, but after that, I was hooked. Very funny, and exactly all the reasons not to have children. Reasons that about 50% of the population ignore. But who am I to talk? I spend all day with 12-year-olds.
New Spice, Study Like a Scholar I'm probably really late to the party, but woah. Frickin' A, man. I can't imagine the work that went into this.
Altered Books Okay, this didn't make me laugh. You caught me. It's just something that I'm dying to do with my students. In Spanish, obvs. We should be able to get there by...diciembre?
Auto-Tune The News Even if you don't agree with the politics, you'll agree that this is funny.
Wendy's To Phase Out Unpopular Hamburger Sandwich by The Onion YES, PLS.
Five Fictional Stories You Were Taught In History Class by cracked.com I did not know that one about Paul Revere. Wow.
WWII Story Okay, this didn't make me laugh, it made me cry, but it's so good and so human that I think it's worth the three minutes it would take out of your day.
And we'll end with Better Off Ted rocking your ass.
Vulgar Outtakes from Better Off Ted. The least-bemoaned canceled show that should have been the most-bemoaned.
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