Best Iron Man 2 Recap yet...
I don't know if you've heard of 
fangasmic or not, but it is basically the funniest shit out in fandom, day after day. The people in charge of
fangasmic - there are many (count with me, one, two, many!) and they each have their own "duties", or, rather, areas of fandom to mock/love - provide some of my favorite internet reading. Even when I'm busy as shit, I check
fangasmic to see if there's a new posting or not. Anywho,
stopitsomemore posted a hilarious recap of Iron Man 2 - in two parts - and if I didn't link to it, I'd be terribly remiss. If just for my own love of this recap. I would say the links I've put below are spoiler-free, but if you disagree, feel free to slap a bitch over it. Just...make sure that bitch isn't me.
Part One:
It's one of many - but definitely one of the most defining - moments that reminds you like a sharp and heavily ringed backhand that Robert Downey Jr. is not only perfect for the part, he's probably the only person who could ever pull off the marriage of manic intensity and attention deficit man-child that is Tony Stark.
Part Two:
Meanwhile, Tony, having picked himself up off of the trashed floor of his trashed mansion, has relocated himself -- still in his Iron Man suit -- to sitting in the hollow of a massive donut over a donut shop, eating a box of them and sulking. It's kind of amazing. It's like Rhodey totally dumped him like, right after prom, and it's like, what? Why? Girl why you gotta be like that? So what I blew up some Cristal -- you don't even like Cristal! Fuck you! That watermelon was coming right at my face! It was just for a good time, baby don't hate, come on, girl, lemme back in. Feed my fish, at least!
fangasmic or not, but it is basically the funniest shit out in fandom, day after day. The people in charge of
fangasmic - there are many (count with me, one, two, many!) and they each have their own "duties", or, rather, areas of fandom to mock/love - provide some of my favorite internet reading. Even when I'm busy as shit, I check
fangasmic to see if there's a new posting or not. Anywho,
stopitsomemore posted a hilarious recap of Iron Man 2 - in two parts - and if I didn't link to it, I'd be terribly remiss. If just for my own love of this recap. I would say the links I've put below are spoiler-free, but if you disagree, feel free to slap a bitch over it. Just...make sure that bitch isn't me.
Part One:
It's one of many - but definitely one of the most defining - moments that reminds you like a sharp and heavily ringed backhand that Robert Downey Jr. is not only perfect for the part, he's probably the only person who could ever pull off the marriage of manic intensity and attention deficit man-child that is Tony Stark.
Part Two:
Meanwhile, Tony, having picked himself up off of the trashed floor of his trashed mansion, has relocated himself -- still in his Iron Man suit -- to sitting in the hollow of a massive donut over a donut shop, eating a box of them and sulking. It's kind of amazing. It's like Rhodey totally dumped him like, right after prom, and it's like, what? Why? Girl why you gotta be like that? So what I blew up some Cristal -- you don't even like Cristal! Fuck you! That watermelon was coming right at my face! It was just for a good time, baby don't hate, come on, girl, lemme back in. Feed my fish, at least!