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All right, so this is the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I wanted to put it out there. In case anyone else got the funnies from it, too.
The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time
#8:
Sky Dive Batman
Batman is well noted for his lack of super-powers. Where others can travel through time, fire lasers from their eyes or be an awesome flying horse, the Dark Knight relies on his wealth, cunning and the element of surprise. And what's more surprising than a sky attack?
Quite a few things, if said sky attack is performed in a neon-orange jumpsuit and a chrome parachute.
Either there was a point in his career where Bats chose to exclusively attack blind criminals or he just lost any sense of what "stealth" or "neutral colors" mean. Between the blinding orange suit and silver parachute, the only thing any would-be victims would find surprising about this is that Liberace took up sky-diving lessons and somehow stopped being a corpse.
Sigh. I love cracked.com. So much.
The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time
#8:
Sky Dive Batman
Batman is well noted for his lack of super-powers. Where others can travel through time, fire lasers from their eyes or be an awesome flying horse, the Dark Knight relies on his wealth, cunning and the element of surprise. And what's more surprising than a sky attack?
Quite a few things, if said sky attack is performed in a neon-orange jumpsuit and a chrome parachute.
Either there was a point in his career where Bats chose to exclusively attack blind criminals or he just lost any sense of what "stealth" or "neutral colors" mean. Between the blinding orange suit and silver parachute, the only thing any would-be victims would find surprising about this is that Liberace took up sky-diving lessons and somehow stopped being a corpse.
Sigh. I love cracked.com. So much.