An actual conversation I actually had tonight.
Watching The Perfect Storm, which none of us had seen before, at the climax when the ship capsizes and George Clooney and Marky Mark say their goodbyes:
Him: Daaaaaamn. I really thought they were gonna kiss. I'm kinda disappointed now.
Me: Oh my God. Hoyay is everywhere.
Him: Hoyay?
Me: It's an online term. It's a contraction of "homosexual subtext - yay!"
Him: Oh! You mean "bromance".
Me: Yech. I prefer hoyay. It's more adaptable. Because, like, on Doctor Who, when the Doctor and the Master are antagonistic yet staring intently at each other, it becomes "foeyay".
Him: OK, good point.
Me: Or, say, with Nathan and Peter Petrelli, it becomes "broyay".
Him: That's very true. But Mo and Sylar...I think it's pretty obvious that they want each other even more. I mean, the way those two look at each other...daaaaamn.
His fiancee: *stares*
Me: Um. Yeah. Right.
Him: Daaaaaamn. I really thought they were gonna kiss. I'm kinda disappointed now.
Me: Oh my God. Hoyay is everywhere.
Him: Hoyay?
Me: It's an online term. It's a contraction of "homosexual subtext - yay!"
Him: Oh! You mean "bromance".
Me: Yech. I prefer hoyay. It's more adaptable. Because, like, on Doctor Who, when the Doctor and the Master are antagonistic yet staring intently at each other, it becomes "foeyay".
Him: OK, good point.
Me: Or, say, with Nathan and Peter Petrelli, it becomes "broyay".
Him: That's very true. But Mo and Sylar...I think it's pretty obvious that they want each other even more. I mean, the way those two look at each other...daaaaamn.
His fiancee: *stares*
Me: Um. Yeah. Right.