You Can't Keep a Good Man Down. Or a Bad Man, Apparently
Alright, hiatus is over for now. I'm back to updating on the regular schedule. How is this different from the update schedule when I was on the hiatus? Oh, it's not, except I'm back to tricking myself into believing people waste their time reading these. Anyhow, what way to celebrate my return (and make you waste even MORE time) than with a 500 question survey? If you can read it all without getting bored or saying "JESUS! How can this man think he's funny?!" I commend you.
BASICS
What grade are you now in?- Junior (11th)
What school do you attend?- Bishop McGuinness
Is this your first year in this school?- Nope
What teacher seems the nicest?- Bowen.
What teacher is the meanest?- Streich I suppose… But he can be funny sometimes.
What period do you have lunch?- 6th
Who do you sit with at lunch?- Drew, Drew O, Matt Sutter, Josh M, Alli, John, Melissa Taylor, Some other people who come and go
Did you meet any new friends?- Sure, why not…
If so, Who?- Feck, I don’t know…Alli I suppose. Never really met her before this year
YOUR DAY
1st Period- AP Chemistry, extra long edition.
Who do you sit near during 1st period?- Maddox, Josh M, Anne
2nd Period- UNCG Honors US History
Who do you sit near during 2nd period?- Kieran, Neil, Maddox, Petrangeli, Gina.
3rd Period- Morality/Social Justice
Who do you sit near during 3rd period?- Matt Sarnocinski, Maddox, Chance
4th Period- Study Hall
Who do you sit near during 4th period?- Neil and anyone else who sits at the computers nearby (we go to the library pretty much everyday), sometimes Cory, Colin and O’Shea
5th Period- Honors Pre-Calculus
Who do you sit near during 5th period?- Maddox and Kieran. Yeah, I’m doing pitifully. Wonder why… :P
6th Period- Lunch
Who do you sit near during 6th period?- All those people you made me list above.
7th Period- AP English Literature
Who do you sit near during 7th period?- Drew, Sarah, Josh M, Alli, Gina, Teri.
*~HUUGE QUIZ*~
001. What is your name? Kyle
002. Spell your name backwards: Elyk
003. Date of birth: 02/10/89
004. Male or female? Male.
005. Astrological sign: Aquarius
006. Nicknames: Kaiku, Bass (the guitar, not the fish), Key-lei. Mock them and die.
007. Occupation? Student, Freelance Jack-of-all-trades
008. Height: 6’1”-6’2”
009. Weight: About 145 or so. Light for my height.
010. Hair color: Brown
011. Eye color: Depends. Blue, green, grey. Apparently it changes, because I’ve heard those three and others at varying times.
012. Where were you born? Greensboro, NC, USA.
013. Where do you reside now? High Point, NC, USA.
014. Age: Rapidly nearing 17, so we’ll just go with that.
015. Screen name: TheMidnightBass
016. E-mail addy: themidnightbass@netscape.net
017. What does your screen name stand for? I don’t feel like recounting the story here, so let’s just say late night jam sessions.
018. What is your lj name? forsakenwarrior. Kieran’s idea, which I thought was pretty good.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Don’t know what you mean, so I’ll assume you’re on crack. (Get used to the VERY dry wit)
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? I had pie, bitch. And there was only one candle, because I didn’t want 16.
022. Piercings? None.
023. Tattoo's? None.
024. Shoe size: 11.5 (US)
025. Righty or lefty? Righty.
026. Wearing: Jump Little Children shirt, pants. Yeah, you heard me. P-A-N-T-S.
027. Hearing: A Rose for the Dead by Theatre of Tragedy.
028. Feeling: Bored.
029. Eating/drinking: Nada.
~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? …
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Don’t keep count, really… There’s been a few.
063. How many people have you been in love with? …
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Not that I know of.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? None that I’m aware of.
116. Are your parents divorced? Nope.
117. Do you have step parents? Nope.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Not yet.
119. If so for what? N/A
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Not in many generations.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? There isn’t one that I know of.
122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own? I wouldn’t buy something I’d be embarrassed of. Most of my music’s from the computer and the XM Radio anyhow.
123. What's the best CD you own? Anything I’ve burned.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? I’m starting to hate that one song by Fallout Boy: Sugar We’re Going Down. Heard it too many times.
125. Do you sing in the shower? Mmhmm.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? …
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: I hate Pink.
128. Aerosmith: She told me to walk this way…
129. Madonna: Feck, I dunno.
130. Korn: I'm coming undone
131. Backstreet Boys: Dunno.
132. The Beatles: Sitting on a cornflake, Waitin’ for the van to come.
133. Sublime: Early in the morning, risin' to the street. Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet.
134. J.Lo: Dunno.
135. *Nsync: Dunno.
136. Limp Bizkit: Chocolate starfish!
137. Britney Spears: Dunno.
138. Creed: Can you take me higher? To the place, where blind men see?
139. Enrique Iglesias: Yo no se. (dunno)
140. Good Charlotte: I knew it all along, you’re so predictable.
141. Christina Aguilera: I’m a genie in a bottle? Feck, I dunno.
142. Eminem: Fuck! (I know it’s in there SOMEWHERE)
143. New Found Glory: I'd kill to fall asleep
144. Kelly Clarkston: Dunno.
145. Kelly Osbourne: See: Eminem.
146. Mandy Moore: Don’t know.
147. Eve: Don’t care.
148. Aaliyah: Dunno.
149. Nelly: Dunno (noticing a trend with some of these artists of certain genres?)
150. Alicia Keys: Dunno.
151. Incubus: So much more endearing with the sound turned off…
~Favorites~
152. Color: Grey. Red.
153. Food: Pie.
154. Song: A Rose for the Dead (Theatre of Tragedy), Funeral of Hearts (HIM), What’s Left of the Flag (Flogging Molly), Seven Deadly Sins (Flogging Molly)
155. Show: The Daily Show
156. School Subject: English.
157. Band/singer: HIM, Flogging Molly,
158. Animal: Humans. Mankind truly is the most dangerous game, old chap. Now if you’ll excuse me, OFF TO THE HUNT!
159. Outfit: Whatever’s on the top of the pile.
160. Radio station: XM Radio bitches. Unsigned Artists FTW.
161. Movie: The Exorcist, Animal House.
162. Pair of shoes: The only pair I’ve got. My Chucks.
163. Cartoon: Family Guy.
164. Actor: Meh.
165. Actress: Kate Beckinsale.
166. Potato chip: The tasty kind.
167. Drink: Doesn’t matter. Green tea’s good.
168. Alcholic drink: Bourbon.
169. Holiday: Halloween.
170. Perfume/cologne: No preference.
171. Pizza topping: Jalapenos.
172. Jello flavor: Orange. Yes, I have a preference about Jell-O, but not cologne. Now if they made a Jell-O cologne…
173. Lunch meat: Meh.
174. Board game: Candyland, bitch.
175. Video game: Any of the America’s Army games, the ORIGINAL Call of Duty, and Half-Life 2.
176. Website: Meh. Livejournal I suppose. I hardly keep it up though.
177. Book: Currently? Goethe’s Faust. I’m somewhat cultured.
178. Computer game: F.E.A.R.
179. Number: Pie. No, not pi. P-i-e. Next question.
180. Cereal: Lucky Charms. That little leprechaun rocks your socks.
181. Comedian: Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor.
182. Dessert: Pie.
183. Disney character: Uhhhhh… let’s see…Hmmmm…nope.
184. Clothing store: Don’t care.
185. Passtime: Past-time? Eating pie, playing video games.
186. Teacher: Bowen and Mrs. Kennedy.
187. Childhood toy: Those little toy lightsabers.
188. Carnival game/ride: Roller Coaster.
189. Candy bar: Have they made a pie candy bar? Milky Way I guess.
190. Magazine: Don’t care.
191. Salad dressing: That Japanese kind. Ginger.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Eat pie, play video games.
193. Hot drink: Green tea, black coffee.
194. Season: Winter.
195. Sport to watch: Football, preferably college, but NFL’s good too.
196. Person to talk to online: Jessica whenever she’s online. Em and Katie too.
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Green/white. Soon to be replaced.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Teal, beige, something like that. Soon to be changed.
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Used to.
200. If so of what? N/A
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Nope.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Two.
203. What do you normally sleep in? T-shirt and sleep pants.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: They involve pants and shirts sometimes.
205. What size bed do you have? Twin? Queen? Dunno.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yeah
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: …They’re pretty weird, and I don’t go around telling everyone my dreams.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? No, but I tend to move around in my sleep.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? I did when I was about 5.
214. Do you snore? Probably.
215. How about drool? Maybe. If I’m asleep at my desk, yes.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Grey. Soon to be replaced.
218. What's under your bed? The floor.
~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Mountains.
220. Donuts/bagels: Donuts.
221. Day/night: Night.
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West Side!
223. Heaven/hell: Pfft.
224. Make love/have sex: Lovin’. Get Chef in here!
225. Coffee/tea: Either one.
228. Britney/Christina:.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
230. Real World/Road Rules: I hate reality shows of all kinds.
231. Backstreet Boys.r{} Kissed in the rain? I’m not sure what you’re asking…
382. Slow danced with someone you loved? I typically don’t dance.
383. Participated in cyber sex? People who “cyber” (have cyber sex) are pathetic.
384. Faked an orgasm? Only for effect. No, not really.
385. Stolen a kiss? No.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? No.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Ken tried…twice. Both times without luck.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? I’d like to, but no.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Yeah. I admit it. Admittedly, he gave me 10 over when I was doing 19 over, but that doesn’t matter. And as per most mistakes, I’ll endure the usual weak, cliched, ill-thought out remarks. It’s just how I am. (Yes, I’m a bit cynical, or whatever you call it. I don’t care.)
390. Done jail time? No.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Nope. Not unless you count school as work.
392. Won a trophy? Yeah, for hockey a couple times.
393. Thrown up in public? Nope.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Psht…Hell no. Nowhere close.
395. Failed/got held back? Nope.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Never. Not once in my life.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Hmmmm….not yet, but…
398. Taken ballet lessons? …No.
399. Attempted suicide? That’s personal…
400. Cut yourself? Accidentally, or purposefully? I’m not sure which you’re asking about, but either way, a couple times.
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? No.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Huh?
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Nah…
404. Did you play Simon? I hated that game.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Hell yes. Once.
406. Did you wet the bed? Nope.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yes, but I quickly learned that they were in my head.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? Interesting. Who in the feck does that?
409. Were you shy? Mmhmm.
410. Were you spoiled? Not really.
411. Were you abused? No.
412. Did you go to the circus? Once.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah, a couple times for field trips.
414. Were you in a car accident? Nope.
415. Did you build snowmen? Yeah, I’ve made a few in my day.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? When I was about 4, maybe.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? Not really. I don’t have many older cousins, and they’re pretty cool.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Fuck. Yes.
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Bitch, I WAS a Ninja Turtle.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Like most kids, I was until I was about 3-4.
421. Did you have slumber parties? Eh… I hate that term for them, but I suppose.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? No. Why, did you? Are you trying to see if anyone else was that much of a loser?
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Don’t know her. And no.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? For a couple years.
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Meh…it’s possible that they exist.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: A light, the remote, aaand some papers I’m printing.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? If I did, and told you, they wouldn’t be hidden.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Back in my day, MTV played videos uphill, both ways, in 10 feet of snow.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Probably a horror movie.
430. What would your movie star name be? No need to use an alias. Kyle is good enough.
431. Do you play any sports? I played hockey and football once upon a time.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Feck if I know.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? I thought Jarhead was awesome. Rent was pretty good too.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I don’t watch movies that I think will be dumb. Hence the fact that I didn’t watch Napoleon Dynamite.
435. Do you drive? Yes.
436. What is your dream car? Something that will run. I don’t care about the import/domestic debate, or the street racing crap. Just get me from Point A to Point B.
437. Do you think you’re good looking? No, not really. Maybe sorta average.
438. Do others think you are good looking? Hell if I know. Hell if I care.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Yes. I’ve wanted to for some time.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I’ve met Bigfoot. He wanted my autograph.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Enough.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Nope. Love ‘em.
443. Do you believe in God? No.
444. Do you believe in Satan? Can’t believe in Satan and not God, now can I? Anyone who says “Yea u can kyle i do lolololololol!!!!!111oneeleven” deserves to be slapped, but I don’t know anyone that dumb. To answer your question, no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? Nope.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? Nope.
447. Do you own a pooltable? Nah.
448. Do you have a pool? It’d be nice, but no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? No, I use the stream in the forest out back. Of course I do.
450. Do you like chocolate? Yep. Especially in pie form.
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Don’t have one.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 12 or so. Soon to add more.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Not in a long time.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? I was a pirate once…
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? No. I’m of the firm belief that your wits, surroundings, and hands are good enough.
456. What is your weakness? That’s a closely guarded secret.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Pie.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Boring, sarcastic, weird.
459. How many kids do you want to have? Right now? Zero. Later in life? Eh.
460. Future daughters names: No clue.
461. Future sons names: No clue.
462. What is your ideal way to die? Going out in a blaze of glory. But how I die doesn’t matter.
463. How do you release stress? I don’t get much of a chance to. Mostly by listening to music in my room and/or writing.
464. Are you a trendy person? Nope. And proud of it.
465. Are you an artisitic person? Eh. Depends on your definition of artistic. I’d like to think my writing’s pretty good.
466. Are you a realistic person? Yeah.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? I tend to have to.
468. Are you a strong person? Sometimes, I suppose.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Mmhmm.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My uncle.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Em, I believe. Might have been Chris.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? With a passion.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Sometimes. Sometimes I practically sleep with one eye open though.
474. Are you a good story teller? I try.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? You’d have to ask someone else. I tend not to brag about things like these.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? That I’ve made it this long without snapping and breaking a neck or two. Seriously? Ask someone else. I don’t go around bragging about such things.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Not really.
478. Do you do yoga? Psht. No. You think I can bend like that? My knees crack when I sit down.
479. Do you have your own credit card? Yeah, but it has no money on it.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Eh. I’d probably still go to school and get a job. I’d just be able to live comfortably and do what I enjoy.
481. Do you have a check book? Psht. No. The only reason I had a credit card was because I was going overseas and my parents didn’t want me taking cash that I’d probably lose.
482. Do you like your driver? Jeeves? He’s nice. Seriously though…what? I don’t HAVE a driver.
483. Do you tan easily? I either burn like Hell or don’t tan at all.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Brown.
485. How many fillings do you have? Not sure. Not sure if I even have any.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None whatsoever.
487. Worst feeling in the world? There’s a few I can think of…But none that I’ll name.
488. Best feeling in the world? Eh…I’m torn between a few.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? That’s classified. It’s an issue of national importance.
490. Last thing you downloaded? “Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced” by Dropkick Murphys.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!111oneeleven. Not in serious context, just to make fun of people who do.
492. What do you think people think of you? I couldn’t care less. Probably that I’m weird.
493. Are you a likeable person? I try to be, but the easily offended may have trouble getting along with me after dealing with me in a bad mood.
494. Do you need therapy? If I do, I refuse to take it.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No. I am who I am, and I won’t let any pill change me. Too many doctors try to solve problems by throwing meds at it. Most of today’s meds are crap anyhow.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Seeing as I’d be the one most likely to be proposing, I’m not exactly qualified to answer.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? You asked this of me before. I generally don’t repeat myself.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Hinkle Finkle Dinkle Doo.
499. When are you moving? When I get out of this chair to get a drink. Moving as in changing residences? Feck if I know. Probably college.
500. What's your favorite phrase? Bah.
BASICS
What grade are you now in?- Junior (11th)
What school do you attend?- Bishop McGuinness
Is this your first year in this school?- Nope
What teacher seems the nicest?- Bowen.
What teacher is the meanest?- Streich I suppose… But he can be funny sometimes.
What period do you have lunch?- 6th
Who do you sit with at lunch?- Drew, Drew O, Matt Sutter, Josh M, Alli, John, Melissa Taylor, Some other people who come and go
Did you meet any new friends?- Sure, why not…
If so, Who?- Feck, I don’t know…Alli I suppose. Never really met her before this year
YOUR DAY
1st Period- AP Chemistry, extra long edition.
Who do you sit near during 1st period?- Maddox, Josh M, Anne
2nd Period- UNCG Honors US History
Who do you sit near during 2nd period?- Kieran, Neil, Maddox, Petrangeli, Gina.
3rd Period- Morality/Social Justice
Who do you sit near during 3rd period?- Matt Sarnocinski, Maddox, Chance
4th Period- Study Hall
Who do you sit near during 4th period?- Neil and anyone else who sits at the computers nearby (we go to the library pretty much everyday), sometimes Cory, Colin and O’Shea
5th Period- Honors Pre-Calculus
Who do you sit near during 5th period?- Maddox and Kieran. Yeah, I’m doing pitifully. Wonder why… :P
6th Period- Lunch
Who do you sit near during 6th period?- All those people you made me list above.
7th Period- AP English Literature
Who do you sit near during 7th period?- Drew, Sarah, Josh M, Alli, Gina, Teri.
*~HUUGE QUIZ*~
001. What is your name? Kyle
002. Spell your name backwards: Elyk
003. Date of birth: 02/10/89
004. Male or female? Male.
005. Astrological sign: Aquarius
006. Nicknames: Kaiku, Bass (the guitar, not the fish), Key-lei. Mock them and die.
007. Occupation? Student, Freelance Jack-of-all-trades
008. Height: 6’1”-6’2”
009. Weight: About 145 or so. Light for my height.
010. Hair color: Brown
011. Eye color: Depends. Blue, green, grey. Apparently it changes, because I’ve heard those three and others at varying times.
012. Where were you born? Greensboro, NC, USA.
013. Where do you reside now? High Point, NC, USA.
014. Age: Rapidly nearing 17, so we’ll just go with that.
015. Screen name: TheMidnightBass
016. E-mail addy: themidnightbass@netscape.net
017. What does your screen name stand for? I don’t feel like recounting the story here, so let’s just say late night jam sessions.
018. What is your lj name? forsakenwarrior. Kieran’s idea, which I thought was pretty good.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Don’t know what you mean, so I’ll assume you’re on crack. (Get used to the VERY dry wit)
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? I had pie, bitch. And there was only one candle, because I didn’t want 16.
022. Piercings? None.
023. Tattoo's? None.
024. Shoe size: 11.5 (US)
025. Righty or lefty? Righty.
026. Wearing: Jump Little Children shirt, pants. Yeah, you heard me. P-A-N-T-S.
027. Hearing: A Rose for the Dead by Theatre of Tragedy.
028. Feeling: Bored.
029. Eating/drinking: Nada.
~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? …
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Don’t keep count, really… There’s been a few.
063. How many people have you been in love with? …
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Not that I know of.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? None that I’m aware of.
116. Are your parents divorced? Nope.
117. Do you have step parents? Nope.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Not yet.
119. If so for what? N/A
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Not in many generations.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? There isn’t one that I know of.
122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own? I wouldn’t buy something I’d be embarrassed of. Most of my music’s from the computer and the XM Radio anyhow.
123. What's the best CD you own? Anything I’ve burned.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? I’m starting to hate that one song by Fallout Boy: Sugar We’re Going Down. Heard it too many times.
125. Do you sing in the shower? Mmhmm.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? …
~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: I hate Pink.
128. Aerosmith: She told me to walk this way…
129. Madonna: Feck, I dunno.
130. Korn: I'm coming undone
131. Backstreet Boys: Dunno.
132. The Beatles: Sitting on a cornflake, Waitin’ for the van to come.
133. Sublime: Early in the morning, risin' to the street. Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet.
134. J.Lo: Dunno.
135. *Nsync: Dunno.
136. Limp Bizkit: Chocolate starfish!
137. Britney Spears: Dunno.
138. Creed: Can you take me higher? To the place, where blind men see?
139. Enrique Iglesias: Yo no se. (dunno)
140. Good Charlotte: I knew it all along, you’re so predictable.
141. Christina Aguilera: I’m a genie in a bottle? Feck, I dunno.
142. Eminem: Fuck! (I know it’s in there SOMEWHERE)
143. New Found Glory: I'd kill to fall asleep
144. Kelly Clarkston: Dunno.
145. Kelly Osbourne: See: Eminem.
146. Mandy Moore: Don’t know.
147. Eve: Don’t care.
148. Aaliyah: Dunno.
149. Nelly: Dunno (noticing a trend with some of these artists of certain genres?)
150. Alicia Keys: Dunno.
151. Incubus: So much more endearing with the sound turned off…
~Favorites~
152. Color: Grey. Red.
153. Food: Pie.
154. Song: A Rose for the Dead (Theatre of Tragedy), Funeral of Hearts (HIM), What’s Left of the Flag (Flogging Molly), Seven Deadly Sins (Flogging Molly)
155. Show: The Daily Show
156. School Subject: English.
157. Band/singer: HIM, Flogging Molly,
158. Animal: Humans. Mankind truly is the most dangerous game, old chap. Now if you’ll excuse me, OFF TO THE HUNT!
159. Outfit: Whatever’s on the top of the pile.
160. Radio station: XM Radio bitches. Unsigned Artists FTW.
161. Movie: The Exorcist, Animal House.
162. Pair of shoes: The only pair I’ve got. My Chucks.
163. Cartoon: Family Guy.
164. Actor: Meh.
165. Actress: Kate Beckinsale.
166. Potato chip: The tasty kind.
167. Drink: Doesn’t matter. Green tea’s good.
168. Alcholic drink: Bourbon.
169. Holiday: Halloween.
170. Perfume/cologne: No preference.
171. Pizza topping: Jalapenos.
172. Jello flavor: Orange. Yes, I have a preference about Jell-O, but not cologne. Now if they made a Jell-O cologne…
173. Lunch meat: Meh.
174. Board game: Candyland, bitch.
175. Video game: Any of the America’s Army games, the ORIGINAL Call of Duty, and Half-Life 2.
176. Website: Meh. Livejournal I suppose. I hardly keep it up though.
177. Book: Currently? Goethe’s Faust. I’m somewhat cultured.
178. Computer game: F.E.A.R.
179. Number: Pie. No, not pi. P-i-e. Next question.
180. Cereal: Lucky Charms. That little leprechaun rocks your socks.
181. Comedian: Dennis Leary, Richard Pryor.
182. Dessert: Pie.
183. Disney character: Uhhhhh… let’s see…Hmmmm…nope.
184. Clothing store: Don’t care.
185. Passtime: Past-time? Eating pie, playing video games.
186. Teacher: Bowen and Mrs. Kennedy.
187. Childhood toy: Those little toy lightsabers.
188. Carnival game/ride: Roller Coaster.
189. Candy bar: Have they made a pie candy bar? Milky Way I guess.
190. Magazine: Don’t care.
191. Salad dressing: That Japanese kind. Ginger.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Eat pie, play video games.
193. Hot drink: Green tea, black coffee.
194. Season: Winter.
195. Sport to watch: Football, preferably college, but NFL’s good too.
196. Person to talk to online: Jessica whenever she’s online. Em and Katie too.
~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Green/white. Soon to be replaced.
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Teal, beige, something like that. Soon to be changed.
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Used to.
200. If so of what? N/A
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Nope.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Two.
203. What do you normally sleep in? T-shirt and sleep pants.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: They involve pants and shirts sometimes.
205. What size bed do you have? Twin? Queen? Dunno.
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yeah
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: …They’re pretty weird, and I don’t go around telling everyone my dreams.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? No, but I tend to move around in my sleep.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? I did when I was about 5.
214. Do you snore? Probably.
215. How about drool? Maybe. If I’m asleep at my desk, yes.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yeah.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Grey. Soon to be replaced.
218. What's under your bed? The floor.
~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Mountains.
220. Donuts/bagels: Donuts.
221. Day/night: Night.
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: West Side!
223. Heaven/hell: Pfft.
224. Make love/have sex: Lovin’. Get Chef in here!
225. Coffee/tea: Either one.
228. Britney/Christina:.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
230. Real World/Road Rules: I hate reality shows of all kinds.
231. Backstreet Boys.r{} Kissed in the rain? I’m not sure what you’re asking…
382. Slow danced with someone you loved? I typically don’t dance.
383. Participated in cyber sex? People who “cyber” (have cyber sex) are pathetic.
384. Faked an orgasm? Only for effect. No, not really.
385. Stolen a kiss? No.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? No.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Ken tried…twice. Both times without luck.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? I’d like to, but no.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Yeah. I admit it. Admittedly, he gave me 10 over when I was doing 19 over, but that doesn’t matter. And as per most mistakes, I’ll endure the usual weak, cliched, ill-thought out remarks. It’s just how I am. (Yes, I’m a bit cynical, or whatever you call it. I don’t care.)
390. Done jail time? No.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Nope. Not unless you count school as work.
392. Won a trophy? Yeah, for hockey a couple times.
393. Thrown up in public? Nope.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Psht…Hell no. Nowhere close.
395. Failed/got held back? Nope.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Never. Not once in my life.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Hmmmm….not yet, but…
398. Taken ballet lessons? …No.
399. Attempted suicide? That’s personal…
400. Cut yourself? Accidentally, or purposefully? I’m not sure which you’re asking about, but either way, a couple times.
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? No.
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Huh?
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Nah…
404. Did you play Simon? I hated that game.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Hell yes. Once.
406. Did you wet the bed? Nope.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yes, but I quickly learned that they were in my head.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? Interesting. Who in the feck does that?
409. Were you shy? Mmhmm.
410. Were you spoiled? Not really.
411. Were you abused? No.
412. Did you go to the circus? Once.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yeah, a couple times for field trips.
414. Were you in a car accident? Nope.
415. Did you build snowmen? Yeah, I’ve made a few in my day.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? When I was about 4, maybe.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? Not really. I don’t have many older cousins, and they’re pretty cool.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Fuck. Yes.
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Bitch, I WAS a Ninja Turtle.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Like most kids, I was until I was about 3-4.
421. Did you have slumber parties? Eh… I hate that term for them, but I suppose.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? No. Why, did you? Are you trying to see if anyone else was that much of a loser?
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Don’t know her. And no.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? For a couple years.
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Meh…it’s possible that they exist.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: A light, the remote, aaand some papers I’m printing.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? If I did, and told you, they wouldn’t be hidden.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Back in my day, MTV played videos uphill, both ways, in 10 feet of snow.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Probably a horror movie.
430. What would your movie star name be? No need to use an alias. Kyle is good enough.
431. Do you play any sports? I played hockey and football once upon a time.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Feck if I know.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? I thought Jarhead was awesome. Rent was pretty good too.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? I don’t watch movies that I think will be dumb. Hence the fact that I didn’t watch Napoleon Dynamite.
435. Do you drive? Yes.
436. What is your dream car? Something that will run. I don’t care about the import/domestic debate, or the street racing crap. Just get me from Point A to Point B.
437. Do you think you’re good looking? No, not really. Maybe sorta average.
438. Do others think you are good looking? Hell if I know. Hell if I care.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Yes. I’ve wanted to for some time.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I’ve met Bigfoot. He wanted my autograph.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Enough.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Nope. Love ‘em.
443. Do you believe in God? No.
444. Do you believe in Satan? Can’t believe in Satan and not God, now can I? Anyone who says “Yea u can kyle i do lolololololol!!!!!111oneeleven” deserves to be slapped, but I don’t know anyone that dumb. To answer your question, no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? Nope.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? Nope.
447. Do you own a pooltable? Nah.
448. Do you have a pool? It’d be nice, but no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? No, I use the stream in the forest out back. Of course I do.
450. Do you like chocolate? Yep. Especially in pie form.
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Don’t have one.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 12 or so. Soon to add more.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Not in a long time.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? I was a pirate once…
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? No. I’m of the firm belief that your wits, surroundings, and hands are good enough.
456. What is your weakness? That’s a closely guarded secret.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Pie.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Boring, sarcastic, weird.
459. How many kids do you want to have? Right now? Zero. Later in life? Eh.
460. Future daughters names: No clue.
461. Future sons names: No clue.
462. What is your ideal way to die? Going out in a blaze of glory. But how I die doesn’t matter.
463. How do you release stress? I don’t get much of a chance to. Mostly by listening to music in my room and/or writing.
464. Are you a trendy person? Nope. And proud of it.
465. Are you an artisitic person? Eh. Depends on your definition of artistic. I’d like to think my writing’s pretty good.
466. Are you a realistic person? Yeah.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? I tend to have to.
468. Are you a strong person? Sometimes, I suppose.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Mmhmm.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? My uncle.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Em, I believe. Might have been Chris.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? With a passion.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Sometimes. Sometimes I practically sleep with one eye open though.
474. Are you a good story teller? I try.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? You’d have to ask someone else. I tend not to brag about things like these.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? That I’ve made it this long without snapping and breaking a neck or two. Seriously? Ask someone else. I don’t go around bragging about such things.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Not really.
478. Do you do yoga? Psht. No. You think I can bend like that? My knees crack when I sit down.
479. Do you have your own credit card? Yeah, but it has no money on it.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Eh. I’d probably still go to school and get a job. I’d just be able to live comfortably and do what I enjoy.
481. Do you have a check book? Psht. No. The only reason I had a credit card was because I was going overseas and my parents didn’t want me taking cash that I’d probably lose.
482. Do you like your driver? Jeeves? He’s nice. Seriously though…what? I don’t HAVE a driver.
483. Do you tan easily? I either burn like Hell or don’t tan at all.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Brown.
485. How many fillings do you have? Not sure. Not sure if I even have any.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None whatsoever.
487. Worst feeling in the world? There’s a few I can think of…But none that I’ll name.
488. Best feeling in the world? Eh…I’m torn between a few.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? That’s classified. It’s an issue of national importance.
490. Last thing you downloaded? “Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced” by Dropkick Murphys.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!111oneeleven. Not in serious context, just to make fun of people who do.
492. What do you think people think of you? I couldn’t care less. Probably that I’m weird.
493. Are you a likeable person? I try to be, but the easily offended may have trouble getting along with me after dealing with me in a bad mood.
494. Do you need therapy? If I do, I refuse to take it.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No. I am who I am, and I won’t let any pill change me. Too many doctors try to solve problems by throwing meds at it. Most of today’s meds are crap anyhow.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Seeing as I’d be the one most likely to be proposing, I’m not exactly qualified to answer.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? You asked this of me before. I generally don’t repeat myself.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Hinkle Finkle Dinkle Doo.
499. When are you moving? When I get out of this chair to get a drink. Moving as in changing residences? Feck if I know. Probably college.
500. What's your favorite phrase? Bah.