Stolen from Pam
...Yeah so I'm still bored. Still listening to Foo Fighters too. Anyhow, here ya go.
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? Hahahah…MWAHAHAHA! Nah… Most Southerners are too busy watching NASCAR and sipping iced tea to care .
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? Not yet…Not yet.
3] Do you live in a mobile home? No.
4] Is your car still primer gray? No.
5] Do you like country music? No.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? Nope…
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Nah
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? Never measured it, but I’m fairly sure I don’t.
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? 5.
Total YES: 1
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: No…
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: Yeah
3] Do you think about death often?: …
4] Do you want to die?: Not currently. Still too much to do. Can’t die with regrets.
5] Are you a social outcast?: Don’t know, don’t care..
6] Are you pale?: No, but I’m not tan either…I’m kinda in between.
7] Do you like Hot Topic? Meh. Bought a shirt or two from there.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? Yes
9] Are you nice?: Yes.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: No
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Yes
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: Not yet.
5] Do you watch the x-games?: Sometimes.
6] Do you have any piercings?: No
7] Do you like/wear mohawks?: Don’t wear any. Like ‘em though. Funny to look at.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: Yes
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like" a lot?: Hell no. I don’t think I even say it a little.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: I’d rather dive into a vat of acid.
3] Do you pop the collar?: If I did, I’m fairly sure I’d explode.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: Hell no.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cowen?: Huh? No.
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: If I did, I’d have blinded myself long ago.
7] Do you like pop music: Like smacking week-old dead birds against a chalkboard.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: Nope.
Total YES: 0
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: Yep
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Yeah
3] Do you want peace?: Suuuure…
4] Do you want to save the animals?: Meh. I’m not gonna go out campaigning for voting rights for cougars or anything…
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: Not if you want peace.
6] Is love essential in your life?: Not really…
7] Have you smoked pot?: ……………Nah.
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: Sometimes.
Total YES: 4
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: Foo I AM ghetto.
2] Do you wear do-rags?: No
3] Do you like hip-hop?: No
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: He’s the one I can stand without wanting to violently assault anyone near me.
5] Do you believe he's alive?: Yeah
6] Do you like afros?: They’re funny…
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: Fo Shizzle mah nizzle. I’m tha rizzle dizzle, yo.
8] Do you like to dance?: Mehhh…Not really
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: No
Total YES: 3
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: No.
2] Do you wear hoodies?: When it’s cold…
3] Do you like soft music?: Not really
4] Do people not understand you?: I can’t read minds, so I can’t say.
5] Do you write your own songs?: No
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?: Nope
7] Do you cut your hair: No
8] Are you lonely: Isn’t everybody lonely sometimes?
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: Ohio is for electoral problems.
Total : 2
--Surfer--
1]Do you surf?: No
2] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?: No
3] Is your hair shaggy?: Yeah
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: No
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: I was under the impression that most people owned at least ONE pair of shorts…
6] Are you tanned?: No.
7] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: Only if a big storm’s coming in from the sea or I’m leaving on a boat out to sea. Otherwise I’m happy here for now.
8] Do you hate tourists?: They can be annoying, especially during furniture market…
Total YES: 2
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses: No
2] Do you get good grades?: People SAY I do. I don’t make straight A’s or anything…I do fine. I could do better if I “applied myself” they tell me.
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Nope
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: No
6] Are you on the computer often?: Yeah
7] Do you ever get picked on?: Not really anymore.
8] Do you look forward to school?: Nope.
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex? No
10] Do you have braces?: No
Total YES: 1
FINAL ANSWER: ………………………………..I refuse to conform to any stereotypes or titles you might have for me. Did you expect anything less from me?
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? Hahahah…MWAHAHAHA! Nah… Most Southerners are too busy watching NASCAR and sipping iced tea to care .
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? Not yet…Not yet.
3] Do you live in a mobile home? No.
4] Is your car still primer gray? No.
5] Do you like country music? No.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? Nope…
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Nah
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? Never measured it, but I’m fairly sure I don’t.
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? 5.
Total YES: 1
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: No…
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: Yeah
3] Do you think about death often?: …
4] Do you want to die?: Not currently. Still too much to do. Can’t die with regrets.
5] Are you a social outcast?: Don’t know, don’t care..
6] Are you pale?: No, but I’m not tan either…I’m kinda in between.
7] Do you like Hot Topic? Meh. Bought a shirt or two from there.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? Yes
9] Are you nice?: Yes.
Total YES: 4
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: No
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Yes
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: Not yet.
5] Do you watch the x-games?: Sometimes.
6] Do you have any piercings?: No
7] Do you like/wear mohawks?: Don’t wear any. Like ‘em though. Funny to look at.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: Yes
Total YES: 3
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like" a lot?: Hell no. I don’t think I even say it a little.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: I’d rather dive into a vat of acid.
3] Do you pop the collar?: If I did, I’m fairly sure I’d explode.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: Hell no.
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cowen?: Huh? No.
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?: If I did, I’d have blinded myself long ago.
7] Do you like pop music: Like smacking week-old dead birds against a chalkboard.
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: Nope.
Total YES: 0
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long?: Yep
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Yeah
3] Do you want peace?: Suuuure…
4] Do you want to save the animals?: Meh. I’m not gonna go out campaigning for voting rights for cougars or anything…
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: Not if you want peace.
6] Is love essential in your life?: Not really…
7] Have you smoked pot?: ……………Nah.
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?: Sometimes.
Total YES: 4
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: Foo I AM ghetto.
2] Do you wear do-rags?: No
3] Do you like hip-hop?: No
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: He’s the one I can stand without wanting to violently assault anyone near me.
5] Do you believe he's alive?: Yeah
6] Do you like afros?: They’re funny…
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: Fo Shizzle mah nizzle. I’m tha rizzle dizzle, yo.
8] Do you like to dance?: Mehhh…Not really
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?: No
Total YES: 3
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: No.
2] Do you wear hoodies?: When it’s cold…
3] Do you like soft music?: Not really
4] Do people not understand you?: I can’t read minds, so I can’t say.
5] Do you write your own songs?: No
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?: Nope
7] Do you cut your hair: No
8] Are you lonely: Isn’t everybody lonely sometimes?
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: Ohio is for electoral problems.
Total : 2
--Surfer--
1]Do you surf?: No
2] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?: No
3] Is your hair shaggy?: Yeah
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?: No
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: I was under the impression that most people owned at least ONE pair of shorts…
6] Are you tanned?: No.
7] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: Only if a big storm’s coming in from the sea or I’m leaving on a boat out to sea. Otherwise I’m happy here for now.
8] Do you hate tourists?: They can be annoying, especially during furniture market…
Total YES: 2
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses: No
2] Do you get good grades?: People SAY I do. I don’t make straight A’s or anything…I do fine. I could do better if I “applied myself” they tell me.
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: Nope
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: No
6] Are you on the computer often?: Yeah
7] Do you ever get picked on?: Not really anymore.
8] Do you look forward to school?: Nope.
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex? No
10] Do you have braces?: No
Total YES: 1
FINAL ANSWER: ………………………………..I refuse to conform to any stereotypes or titles you might have for me. Did you expect anything less from me?