Good times...
Oh for the SECOND time now since my fucking stupid ass sister deleted this because shes so insensitive to other people these are corny jokes i got off of math work sheet which i wanted to share- there answers to the jokes are all (on the sheet) in one big line so i cant figure some of them out ... i'll just type out the string of words and good for you if you can make any sort of sence out of it... Enjoy
-What did they say about the man who drank Shellac?
-He had a very nice finish
-Why is a duplicate key like a small cake?
-It is a Twin-kie
-What should you do if your lawn is always dry?
-Buy a Dew it yourself kit
-What kind of car does a rich baker drive?
-A Banonb Rolls (?)
-Did you hear about the comedian who incorperated himself?
-He became a laughing stock
-Why are Babies like hinges?
-The are things to a-dore
-What were the headlines after a mad scientisttrained two eggs to attack a candy store with sharp sticks?
-Eggs-spearamint
-What happened to the crossword puzzle champion who died?
-They buried him six feet under and eight feet down
-Who discovered the worlds smallest glacier?
-apdresniwithcssoigdeicht (??)
-What happened to the glass blower who inhaled?
-He got a same im hinn top ach (Somthing like that-i might have messaed it up)
-What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky
-Whom should you see at the bank if you need to borrow money
-The loanar ranger
-Why are there rules in Croquet?
-So that we can have lawn order
-What kind of monkey can fly?
-A hot air baboon
-What kind of shoes down a frog wear?
-Open Toad
-Why does the president put vegetables in his blender?
-Hes hoping for whirled peas
-What happened when the two fruit compainies merged?
-They made a perfect pear
-What did the ape think of the grape's house?
-He thought it was devine
-Did you hear about the farmer who named his pet rooster robension because it crew so
-Why does a poor man drink coffe?
-Because he has no proper tea
:-)
-What did they say about the man who drank Shellac?
-He had a very nice finish
-Why is a duplicate key like a small cake?
-It is a Twin-kie
-What should you do if your lawn is always dry?
-Buy a Dew it yourself kit
-What kind of car does a rich baker drive?
-A Banonb Rolls (?)
-Did you hear about the comedian who incorperated himself?
-He became a laughing stock
-Why are Babies like hinges?
-The are things to a-dore
-What were the headlines after a mad scientisttrained two eggs to attack a candy store with sharp sticks?
-Eggs-spearamint
-What happened to the crossword puzzle champion who died?
-They buried him six feet under and eight feet down
-Who discovered the worlds smallest glacier?
-apdresniwithcssoigdeicht (??)
-What happened to the glass blower who inhaled?
-He got a same im hinn top ach (Somthing like that-i might have messaed it up)
-What do you call a duck that steals?
-A robber ducky
-Whom should you see at the bank if you need to borrow money
-The loanar ranger
-Why are there rules in Croquet?
-So that we can have lawn order
-What kind of monkey can fly?
-A hot air baboon
-What kind of shoes down a frog wear?
-Open Toad
-Why does the president put vegetables in his blender?
-Hes hoping for whirled peas
-What happened when the two fruit compainies merged?
-They made a perfect pear
-What did the ape think of the grape's house?
-He thought it was devine
-Did you hear about the farmer who named his pet rooster robension because it crew so
-Why does a poor man drink coffe?
-Because he has no proper tea
:-)