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So kids. The big news - seeing as an overwhelming 60% of you little middle earthers wanted to know.
As unofficial Valar of fertility, shagging, lurrrve etc I feel it's time to do something. Something... very...well... productive I guess you could say. ;)
On with the news anyway.
Shag today or tomorrow and one of the "participating parties" will be up the duff, knocked up, expecting a happy event...
Bun in the oven and all that.
I fully expected at least two of the resulting kiddies from the happy unions to be named after me, of course.
What's that Damien? Your little friend wants babyflesh?
Right. I'm overlooking the small matter of actual copulation. Kiss anyone today and WHAMMO. heh.
As unofficial Valar of fertility, shagging, lurrrve etc I feel it's time to do something. Something... very...well... productive I guess you could say. ;)
On with the news anyway.
Shag today or tomorrow and one of the "participating parties" will be up the duff, knocked up, expecting a happy event...
Bun in the oven and all that.
I fully expected at least two of the resulting kiddies from the happy unions to be named after me, of course.
What's that Damien? Your little friend wants babyflesh?
Right. I'm overlooking the small matter of actual copulation. Kiss anyone today and WHAMMO. heh.