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[formida8le]

[The feed begins with a table littered with little crayons and paper on screen. It seems that this is being taken in her apartment. If one looks closely, s/he can spot a small piece of a poster of nic cage as the weatherman.]

Hello, Yawntheon!

I'm a huge bitch, I'm not going to kill Tavros, all of you are just paranoid, yaddy yaddy yadda. Now the

Comments

[gotyourcard]

Terrible.

[formida8le]

Fuck you!

[gotyourcard]

No thanks.

[formida8le]

I bet you can't draw anything better!

[gotyourcard]

I'm a photographer, by trade.

None of it even matches; the outfit is terrible, in and of itself.

[formida8le]

I didn't really have any say in it, ok? If it were up to me, I'd pick something that matches my blood but I'm the Thief of Light, not the Thief of something blue.

[gotyourcard]

I wonder if there's just a thing with sneak-thieves and blue. . .

[formida8le]

From where I came from, there is. Bluebloods like me are pretty high on the hemospectrum, and we're notorious for our cunning.

[gotyourcard]

Where on that spectrum is... magenta?

[formida8le]

........Very high. It would be the highest.

[gotyourcard]

Of course it is; no doubt I'd be superior.

[formida8le]

Do you actually bleed magenta?

[gotyourcard]

Are you born with grey skin or are you just taking creative liberty?

[formida8le]

Yes I have gray skin! Jegus.

[The video shows him her face.]

Look. Gray skin, fangs and horns.

[gotyourcard]

Then my anatomy really isn't relevant here. It's like applying human medical science to a Grongi.

I do know though, if it comes down to colors, it's always that.

[formida8le]

All right, if you were somehow born on Alternia, you'd be candidate to be an Empress. Congratulations.