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Dear epic Brendon-centric fic,
Please don't be as epic as you're trying to be. Seriously. No, I really mean it. Really. Also, where did all this religion stuff come from?
Love,
DF
Dear bandom in general,
I love all of you, but we need to get a few things straight between us. I know it's been said before, but
Gabe: Not a creepy rapist.
William: Not a slut.
And while we're at it?
Brendon: Not a hyperactive two-year-old.
Frank: Not a hyperactive monkey.
Spencer: Not always a bitch.
Patrick: Not a fainting flower.
Andy: Not the high priest-magician of veganism. Although that would be cool.
Pete: Not crazy slit-your-wrists emo. Well. Not all the time, anyway.
Jon: ...I'm torn here. On the one hand, I don't want to say "Not awesome," but on the other, nobody can be awesome all the time. On the other other hand, it's Jon Walker, so... continue on as you were.
Thank you!
~DF
PS. Check out my new icon! It is awesome. And also into cats.
Please don't be as epic as you're trying to be. Seriously. No, I really mean it. Really. Also, where did all this religion stuff come from?
Love,
DF
Dear bandom in general,
I love all of you, but we need to get a few things straight between us. I know it's been said before, but
Gabe: Not a creepy rapist.
William: Not a slut.
And while we're at it?
Brendon: Not a hyperactive two-year-old.
Frank: Not a hyperactive monkey.
Spencer: Not always a bitch.
Patrick: Not a fainting flower.
Andy: Not the high priest-magician of veganism. Although that would be cool.
Pete: Not crazy slit-your-wrists emo. Well. Not all the time, anyway.
Jon: ...I'm torn here. On the one hand, I don't want to say "Not awesome," but on the other, nobody can be awesome all the time. On the other other hand, it's Jon Walker, so... continue on as you were.
Thank you!
~DF
PS. Check out my new icon! It is awesome. And also into cats.