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[formerlydf]

Oh man. Oh man. So, Sex Pollen Meme? DEAD. I AM DEAD. I only recently realised what a thing I apparently have for sex pollen/pon farr/whatever, and to be honest, it's a little ridiculous.

Man. If I wrote porn, I would so be all over that. *bangs head against the desk* I really, really want to write porn, god fucking damnit.

~DF