Why Chinese food scares me

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I was just eating from my pint of beef fried rice for a good 5 minutes while watching TV. I just looked down at it, and it still looks full. I know I ate some, because I'm full too. Apparently the Chinese have found a way to circumvent the laws of conservation of mass, but only through their cooking.

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[bigjb1877]

It's the rice, dude. They can pack like 20lbs of rice into one of those little boxes. I'm not sure how they do it, either, but I love it. :-P