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Subject: Catching Up On Things
...but yeah, I'm still alive.
Willow, Xander, I so wish you guys were here with me. Tell Giles that weird nexus or not, I hate him for sending me here, okay? I feel lonely, abandoned and I want to come home, damn it!
Beka and Sonia have both left.
Xander, the you here...I don't think he likes me very much. However, since he's from a different timeline, he knows things the me in his time did. It must have been really bad as he's not interested in late night cuddles. I miss my Xander.
Willow? Did you find out anything interesting about that Belthazor demon I told you about? I need the 411 on him as he's trying to bring back Angelus... and the girl that held his leash and kept him mostly in line broke up with him yesterday. This worries me as she seemed to be the one keeping the brakes on most of his plots and planning. Who knows what an emo demon might do.
Yeah, did you guys find out anything about the Halliwell family? The sisters here, they don't seem very forthcoming and I'm not completely sure that Phoebe isn't somewhat influenced by evil. It's all over the school that when she and Belthazor broke up, she ran right into the arms of a bigger demon for comfort. Now why would she run to another demon after one broke her heart? Is she stupid or just a glutton for punishment?
I don't think I have to slay her...but if she's evil...
On the Angel front...he's still Angel. Still drop-dead gorgeous, same beautiful voice...same pull on my heart and soul. Don't worry Xander, I'm not even close to giving him a happy. He talks to everyone but me. Yeah...and he has a new girlfriend. Apparently I'm the only one that can steal his soul if we sleep together.
That doesn't do much for a girl's image, you know? Sleep with Buffy, lose your soul. Does the Foreign Legion accept cute blondes with super strength? You guys can come with me and we'll watch bad Indian operas and eat chocolate. We'll be like the Three Musketeers with weapons!
But yeah, Angel's made friends and a new girlfriend. Like I said, he talks to everyone but me. It tears me up inside, Wil. I love him, always will love him. We just can't be together...
Apparently I can't be with any guy...Angelus was right. I either bore them or I'm entirely forgettable. God, I sound so emo, don't I?
Jenny Calendar is alive and teaching Psychology here. You can imagine the tension. I avoid her as it's just one more person I've failed. I don't think we should tell Giles.
I have met a guy and he and I are becoming pretty good friends. His name's Han. Yes, Xand, he's the guy that kept calling me "Doll" on Zombie night. He's really a sweetheart and very gallant. I don't think I've had a guy be gallant since you, Xander. He's handsome and funny and I could really fall for him if his heart didn't belong to someone else. We have standing Friday lunch dates...and Saturday night rooftop brooding where he's teaching me to smoke cigarettes. I'm joking, Willow!
Alright, I've avoided my homework long enough. Hope to hear from you guys soon. I miss you.
Love,
Buffy
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From: Buffy.Summers@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Catching Up On Things
...but yeah, I'm still alive.
Willow, Xander, I so wish you guys were here with me. Tell Giles that weird nexus or not, I hate him for sending me here, okay? I feel lonely, abandoned and I want to come home, damn it!
Beka and Sonia have both left.
Xander, the you here...I don't think he likes me very much. However, since he's from a different timeline, he knows things the me in his time did. It must have been really bad as he's not interested in late night cuddles. I miss my Xander.
Willow? Did you find out anything interesting about that Belthazor demon I told you about? I need the 411 on him as he's trying to bring back Angelus... and the girl that held his leash and kept him mostly in line broke up with him yesterday. This worries me as she seemed to be the one keeping the brakes on most of his plots and planning. Who knows what an emo demon might do.
Yeah, did you guys find out anything about the Halliwell family? The sisters here, they don't seem very forthcoming and I'm not completely sure that Phoebe isn't somewhat influenced by evil. It's all over the school that when she and Belthazor broke up, she ran right into the arms of a bigger demon for comfort. Now why would she run to another demon after one broke her heart? Is she stupid or just a glutton for punishment?
I don't think I have to slay her...but if she's evil...
On the Angel front...he's still Angel. Still drop-dead gorgeous, same beautiful voice...same pull on my heart and soul. Don't worry Xander, I'm not even close to giving him a happy. He talks to everyone but me. Yeah...and he has a new girlfriend. Apparently I'm the only one that can steal his soul if we sleep together.
That doesn't do much for a girl's image, you know? Sleep with Buffy, lose your soul. Does the Foreign Legion accept cute blondes with super strength? You guys can come with me and we'll watch bad Indian operas and eat chocolate. We'll be like the Three Musketeers with weapons!
But yeah, Angel's made friends and a new girlfriend. Like I said, he talks to everyone but me. It tears me up inside, Wil. I love him, always will love him. We just can't be together...
Apparently I can't be with any guy...Angelus was right. I either bore them or I'm entirely forgettable. God, I sound so emo, don't I?
Jenny Calendar is alive and teaching Psychology here. You can imagine the tension. I avoid her as it's just one more person I've failed. I don't think we should tell Giles.
I have met a guy and he and I are becoming pretty good friends. His name's Han. Yes, Xand, he's the guy that kept calling me "Doll" on Zombie night. He's really a sweetheart and very gallant. I don't think I've had a guy be gallant since you, Xander. He's handsome and funny and I could really fall for him if his heart didn't belong to someone else. We have standing Friday lunch dates...and Saturday night rooftop brooding where he's teaching me to smoke cigarettes. I'm joking, Willow!
Alright, I've avoided my homework long enough. Hope to hear from you guys soon. I miss you.
Love,
Buffy