DIAF Issue #1
LIVEJOURNAL, World Wide Web. - Welcome to Daniela's Incredible Arts Feature! Or DIAF for short. ;) In this hopefully regular column, we will explore the internet's quality selection of Twilight-related artworks.
In this week's edition, let's take a look at some of the signature banners as featured in the Twilight-Moms forums! I have been involved in quite the love affair with these ladies, lurking about their posts as a guest for weeks now. If only I was at least 25 years of age, married, or a mother! It's enough to make a girl want to go get impregnated by the first low-life she can find. Because apparently, with motherhood comes indisputable wisdom and, as shown here, incredible artistic talent.
This is by far the favorite of everyone here at forks_it. I love the use of three different fonts, fake shadows, and of course, the pièce de résistance, that flickering flame! Sizzling. 9 out of 10 stars.
In case you at any time forget that you are browsing a forum entirely populated by moms, here's a gentle, artistic reminder. A beautiful collage of every Google Image Search result for “mother" and “housewife"! Plus a great use of the TwiMoms just-creepy-enough slogan. This gem only rates 7 out of 10 stars, because if you ask me, it could've used Robert Pattinson, or some sparkles.
Rhonda is my favorite TwiMom ever! She brings in the greatest photos, and I really appreciate her sensible yet modern bob! I hope to one day create a Rhonda fanclub, so if anybody is interested, get to making some fan videos. May I suggest Help Me Rhonda as a theme song? I love this signature, especially her use of beveling. 6 out of 10 stars.
Oh boy! Now this is using your Robert Pattinson resources correctly. Please note the pastel texture and delicate brushwork! I love her emphasis on everything, which you would typically expect to be said about something like their children, rather than a celebrity they don't even know! What a marvelous surprise. But that's what's best about TwiMoms - their incredible passion for Robert Pattinson. 8.5 out of 10 stars.
Thank goodness this mom of six has an anti-drug! I still feel like this could have used some more Robert Pattinson, despite being about Emmett, so it only receives 5 out of 10 stars.
Phew! TwiMoms know how to turn up the heat. The composition of this sig is really striking… the glowing letters, the glowing eyes. Wonderful use of stock wolf photos that earns a hefty 7 out of 10 stars.
Wow! If there is any way to spruce up a tame, generic Twilight fan banner, it is with some well-placed sparkles. I would rock this signature any day of the week that I felt sparkly. 6 out of 10 stars.
Great point! I love the colors of the gradient and the strikingly simple font choice. Keeping things clear and legible, for a grand total of 4 out of 10 stars.
Don't let those other crappy fandom forums try to fool you into things like maximum numbers of lines in your signatures, or banning signature images altogether! Those places are for losers who just can't handle the amount of truth that 10 lines of incredibly tiny text can really deliver. 6 out of 10 stars.
DEDICATION. TwiMoms have it! 8 out of 10 stars.
All artwork is property of their respective creators.
Source: Twilight Moms Forums
In this week's edition, let's take a look at some of the signature banners as featured in the Twilight-Moms forums! I have been involved in quite the love affair with these ladies, lurking about their posts as a guest for weeks now. If only I was at least 25 years of age, married, or a mother! It's enough to make a girl want to go get impregnated by the first low-life she can find. Because apparently, with motherhood comes indisputable wisdom and, as shown here, incredible artistic talent.
This is by far the favorite of everyone here at forks_it. I love the use of three different fonts, fake shadows, and of course, the pièce de résistance, that flickering flame! Sizzling. 9 out of 10 stars.
In case you at any time forget that you are browsing a forum entirely populated by moms, here's a gentle, artistic reminder. A beautiful collage of every Google Image Search result for “mother" and “housewife"! Plus a great use of the TwiMoms just-creepy-enough slogan. This gem only rates 7 out of 10 stars, because if you ask me, it could've used Robert Pattinson, or some sparkles.
Rhonda is my favorite TwiMom ever! She brings in the greatest photos, and I really appreciate her sensible yet modern bob! I hope to one day create a Rhonda fanclub, so if anybody is interested, get to making some fan videos. May I suggest Help Me Rhonda as a theme song? I love this signature, especially her use of beveling. 6 out of 10 stars.
Oh boy! Now this is using your Robert Pattinson resources correctly. Please note the pastel texture and delicate brushwork! I love her emphasis on everything, which you would typically expect to be said about something like their children, rather than a celebrity they don't even know! What a marvelous surprise. But that's what's best about TwiMoms - their incredible passion for Robert Pattinson. 8.5 out of 10 stars.
Thank goodness this mom of six has an anti-drug! I still feel like this could have used some more Robert Pattinson, despite being about Emmett, so it only receives 5 out of 10 stars.
Phew! TwiMoms know how to turn up the heat. The composition of this sig is really striking… the glowing letters, the glowing eyes. Wonderful use of stock wolf photos that earns a hefty 7 out of 10 stars.
Wow! If there is any way to spruce up a tame, generic Twilight fan banner, it is with some well-placed sparkles. I would rock this signature any day of the week that I felt sparkly. 6 out of 10 stars.
Great point! I love the colors of the gradient and the strikingly simple font choice. Keeping things clear and legible, for a grand total of 4 out of 10 stars.
Don't let those other crappy fandom forums try to fool you into things like maximum numbers of lines in your signatures, or banning signature images altogether! Those places are for losers who just can't handle the amount of truth that 10 lines of incredibly tiny text can really deliver. 6 out of 10 stars.
DEDICATION. TwiMoms have it! 8 out of 10 stars.
All artwork is property of their respective creators.
Source: Twilight Moms Forums