A call to arms
It is decreed:
Every engineer who designs an appliance with gratuitous ultra-bright LEDs, particularly blue pulsing ones is to be punished by 100 lashes to the genitals.
Marketing product managers who specify such LEDs into their products are to be raped to death by a gang of baboons after they undergo a retinal flensing.
That is all.
/s/ The High and Mighty Lord Forkmonkey.
Every engineer who designs an appliance with gratuitous ultra-bright LEDs, particularly blue pulsing ones is to be punished by 100 lashes to the genitals.
Marketing product managers who specify such LEDs into their products are to be raped to death by a gang of baboons after they undergo a retinal flensing.
That is all.
/s/ The High and Mighty Lord Forkmonkey.