(for nachtegael) Kim Jongin 2.0

[seulpeo]

For: nachtegael

Title: Kim Jongin 2.0
Pairing: Jongin/Suho
Word Count: ~9,000 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: excessive use of alcohol as a coping mechanism
Summary: Office AU. Jongin tries to reinvent himself. He's not very successful.
Author's Note: Dear nachtegael, I hope you don't mind I've combined some of your prompts. Thanks to C for checking the first

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[mydaedream]

/rubbs hands together

(Jongin had borrowed those from Jongdae, his ‘fashion-forward’ cousin,

I hope you can hear me snort all the way to Belgium. Jongdae the fashion guru providing Jongin with clutches and sandals....

“Well you’ve more than an hour to figure that out, don’t you? Good luck, bro,”

YOU SON OF A B- BE NICE TO YOUR COUSIN YOU DUMBASS

/Shit. Play it cool, Jongin.

He does a hair flip./

Jongin is me istg - WIEN WHY

“Well, letting him see you naked might work in your favor. If he plays for your team.”

/smacks him over the head - this kid srsly (tho this could be me as well)

Shrimps, Krill - I think i woke my neighbour just now due my bark of a laughter

Jongdae why do you keep switching majors you airhead. WHAT ARE YOU

Btw Junmyeon only showed up once so far but homagawd I like him in powerful positions /purrs
Damn Kyungsoo's character surely is intimidating and Junmyeon's right hand but oh do I like this.

/First week of work and I just waved my boss goodbye like a preschooler. Fucking genius, Kim Jongin./

He is so cute, i am cooing at him rn and patting my screen pretending it's him....which err isnt weird at all

Aww TaoHun babies and Jongdae please give poor Jongin here a break - his dick is just fine!

/i bought two pairs of socks on ebay. they look sharp./

//head smashes onto keyboard - olay so maybe Jongin does need some "assistance" after all.

Sweet move Kim Junmyeon - you fox!

Junmyeon is indeed very attractive in this fic, late night office dates, huh?

I really want to.spank Jongdae in this fic okay but then again when do I not want to do that? Red wine to celebrate that he got laid - classy.

Hey does he play classical music in the background as well ;P

//So let me get this straight, you’ve got a crush on your boss and you’ve been courting each other through limp hand waves and exchanging laundry tips. Wow, sounds like you two are on fire, when’s the wedding?”//

PISSING but in fact same Jongdae, same these two need to turn it up a nodge.

Now Chanyeol dont get my poor pup drunk, so much alcohol in this fic /clicks tongue :P

Smoking Junmyeon, I need a moment and gdi Jongdae stfu who are you to judge someone's face - you chew like an old cow while eating.

But smoking Junmyeon is so important and I adore the whole blog idea!

JONGIN GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP DROWNING IN SELF PITTY - GO GET THAT BOSS OF YOURS FOR GOD'S SAKE.

ARG WIEN DONT LEAVE ME HANGING

So, I really enjoyed it but I demand you writing me an ending since I know you had more in mind /smacks table

But I just love how your fics always make me laugh - you write Jongdae so well I LOVE IT AND YOU
/blows kisses♡