True Confessions of a Broken Life
so, i have a confession.
Fuck you, i have a small penis. I've had a small penis for a long time, and it's never really grown more than 2 and a half inches. I've never had sex with a girl, only with confused young boys.
I got kicked out of the army because i was the catcher. You're allowed to stay in if you're the actual rapist, but I don't enjoy that. I like to be dominated by fat, hairy men with huge sacks.
I'm in love with Calvin. People think that we just passed out together on New Year's Eve. We made out for an hour and a half. It was the most wonderful moment of my life, and he is my valentine. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, HUBBY!!!!!
God, I'm going to miss him when he goes to WVU next year :(
I hope Gill takes care of him. He's such a great son.
I hope everyone has a happy Valentine's Day and everyone is invited to come over and watch me jerk off to a small thumbnail picture of Optimus Prime giving a Rusty Trombone to William Shatner while the Juggernaut jerks off the dude from V to Vendetta in the corner.
MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A TOOTHPICK, BUT SIZE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS THE RECEIVER!!!!!!!
Fuck you, i have a small penis. I've had a small penis for a long time, and it's never really grown more than 2 and a half inches. I've never had sex with a girl, only with confused young boys.
I got kicked out of the army because i was the catcher. You're allowed to stay in if you're the actual rapist, but I don't enjoy that. I like to be dominated by fat, hairy men with huge sacks.
I'm in love with Calvin. People think that we just passed out together on New Year's Eve. We made out for an hour and a half. It was the most wonderful moment of my life, and he is my valentine. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, HUBBY!!!!!
God, I'm going to miss him when he goes to WVU next year :(
I hope Gill takes care of him. He's such a great son.
I hope everyone has a happy Valentine's Day and everyone is invited to come over and watch me jerk off to a small thumbnail picture of Optimus Prime giving a Rusty Trombone to William Shatner while the Juggernaut jerks off the dude from V to Vendetta in the corner.
MY PENIS IS THE SIZE OF A TOOTHPICK, BUT SIZE DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS THE RECEIVER!!!!!!!