Dec 05, 2006 07:44
I'm about to shoot a bunch of $300 russian hens, because they're outside my window being loudass motherfuckers.
I'm going to shoot them and leave their bullet-ridden corpses on their owners porch because he refuses to put up a fence to keep them on his property.
Instead, he lets them walk 1/2 mile to my house and make fucking noises early as hell in the morning while I'm pretty sick and extremely irritable.
WHO THE FUCK PAYS $300 A PIECE FOR A BUNCH OF GOD DAMN CHICKENS IN THE FIRST PLACE?