Mar 13, 2008 17:31
My roommate is having a yelling fight with her boyfriend over the phone (she has him on loudspeaker for whatever reason) in her room. I can only pick up the shouted phrases, and they're all so awesomely cliche.
"You're just a saint, aren't you? A fucking saint."
"I don't even want to go anymore, because of you!"
"Why are you so threatened by me, Brian?"
I didn't realize her boyfriend's name is Brian. Probably because this is only about the sixth time I've ever seen her.