Chocolate and Toys Lyrics (BONDAGE! the musical) by me

[forgodestiny]

Oh rest you, my dear girlfriend, let no man you dismay!
Remember your vibrator on this auspicious day!
That jerk you dumped was second rate - and frankly into boys!

Oh tidings of chocolcate and toys
Chocolate and toys
O-oh tidings of chocolate and toys!

The sort you need is Belgian dark - unsweetened is the best!
And if you ask politely, she'll lick it off your chest.
So lay right back, invite her in, and she'll do all the rest...

Oh tidings of chocolcate and toys
Chocolate and toys
O-oh tidings of chocolate and toys!

May we suggest quite humbly Hitachi's Magic Wand?
Equally effective on brunettes or on blondes.
Of anal beads and strawberries, you'll be forever fond.

Oh tidings of chocolcate and toys
Chocolate and toys
O-oh tidings of chocolate and toys!

Now one last time, our limbs entwined, as passion turns to peace.
Put down the tube of chocolate lube, at least we've found release!
Turn down the blaring radio that tried to hide our noise (SORRY MRS. MILLER!)

Oh tidings of chocolcate and toys
Chocolate and toys
O-oh tidings of chocolate and toys!

Oh tidings of chocolcate and toys
Chocolate and toys
O-oh tidings of chocolate and toys!