You could be a hipster if:
1. You care about your hair just enough for it to look like you don't care about your hair
2. You drive a broke down car and flaunt it's flaws
3. You have cheap knock-off Ray bands
4. You wear non-prescription over-sized glasses
5. You Google everything
6. You only go to a show for the opening band
7. You disagree with people just because
8. You ride a long-board
9. You are willfully unemployed
10. You role up your jeans
11. You smoke hooka
12. You own a mac
13. You hate every other kind of computer
14. You only drink 'girly' drinks and PBR
15. You own at least 5 ugly sweaters
16. You call the band you're in a music project
17. You wear V-necks
18. You own and frequently use a record player
19. You are actually good at whatever instrument you play
20. You wear scarfs and beanies in the summer no matter how hot it is.
21. You relate most with the homeless
22. You go to art galleries just to be seen looking at art
23. Your collection of music is primarily indie
24. You get most of your clothes from cheap thrift stores and/or expensive retailers
25. You are a vegan/vegetarian, but don't really know why
26. You smoke American Spirits because "its natural"
27. You prefer organic food
28. You only get coffee from local coffee shops
29. You prefer tea
30. You only play vintage video games
31. You are a democratic liberal
32. You don't even know any other political parties
33. You voted for Obama, "but not because he is black"
34. You don't actually follow politics
35. Your dream car is a Prius
36. You own a pair of Toms
37. You would rather use Google+ over Facebook
38. You actually know what Google + is
39. You wear sunglasses at night
40. You blog about your life
41. Your sense of humor is considered ironic
42. Fedoras some how make it into all of your outfits
43. You ride a vintage Road bike
44. You discuss philosophy and metaphysics
45. You know nothing of philosophy or metaphysics
46. You have a mustache
47. You complain about mass consumerism
48. You wear Pedophile glasses
49. You have a mullet
50. You make sure to tell everyone how mullets are out of style
51. You wear t-shirts depicting old cartoon programs or old video games
52. You edit all photography so it looks like it was taken with Instagram.
53. You don't use Instagram
54. You are constantly quoting Kurt Vonnegut, Emily Dickinson, Mary Shelly and the like.
55. Chris Mcandless is your Hero
56. You respect cultural differences despite not knowing what that means
57. You think Olive Garden is mainstream
58. Despite agreeing with most, if not all, of these, you still don't consider yourself a Hipster
59. You end all sentences with "You've probably never heard of them/it/that
60. You are pretentious
Not adhering to the last rule instantly disqualifies you from being a hipster
2. You drive a broke down car and flaunt it's flaws
3. You have cheap knock-off Ray bands
4. You wear non-prescription over-sized glasses
5. You Google everything
6. You only go to a show for the opening band
7. You disagree with people just because
8. You ride a long-board
9. You are willfully unemployed
10. You role up your jeans
11. You smoke hooka
12. You own a mac
13. You hate every other kind of computer
14. You only drink 'girly' drinks and PBR
15. You own at least 5 ugly sweaters
16. You call the band you're in a music project
17. You wear V-necks
18. You own and frequently use a record player
19. You are actually good at whatever instrument you play
20. You wear scarfs and beanies in the summer no matter how hot it is.
21. You relate most with the homeless
22. You go to art galleries just to be seen looking at art
23. Your collection of music is primarily indie
24. You get most of your clothes from cheap thrift stores and/or expensive retailers
25. You are a vegan/vegetarian, but don't really know why
26. You smoke American Spirits because "its natural"
27. You prefer organic food
28. You only get coffee from local coffee shops
29. You prefer tea
30. You only play vintage video games
31. You are a democratic liberal
32. You don't even know any other political parties
33. You voted for Obama, "but not because he is black"
34. You don't actually follow politics
35. Your dream car is a Prius
36. You own a pair of Toms
37. You would rather use Google+ over Facebook
38. You actually know what Google + is
39. You wear sunglasses at night
40. You blog about your life
41. Your sense of humor is considered ironic
42. Fedoras some how make it into all of your outfits
43. You ride a vintage Road bike
44. You discuss philosophy and metaphysics
45. You know nothing of philosophy or metaphysics
46. You have a mustache
47. You complain about mass consumerism
48. You wear Pedophile glasses
49. You have a mullet
50. You make sure to tell everyone how mullets are out of style
51. You wear t-shirts depicting old cartoon programs or old video games
52. You edit all photography so it looks like it was taken with Instagram.
53. You don't use Instagram
54. You are constantly quoting Kurt Vonnegut, Emily Dickinson, Mary Shelly and the like.
55. Chris Mcandless is your Hero
56. You respect cultural differences despite not knowing what that means
57. You think Olive Garden is mainstream
58. Despite agreeing with most, if not all, of these, you still don't consider yourself a Hipster
59. You end all sentences with "You've probably never heard of them/it/that
60. You are pretentious
Not adhering to the last rule instantly disqualifies you from being a hipster