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August 9 2010, 19:59:23 UTC
1. Subway Jared's appearance is obvious knowledge 1000 years in the future.
2. Leela has had a boil that looks like a faceon her right buttock for years.
3. Robot's voices become monotone and creepy when they take off their human skin.
4. When trapped under a log, the most logical thing to do is take off your clothes.
5. Invisible flying machines do not make their pilot invisible.
6. Bender can and will eventually get bored of "partying down."
7. Mom is less clever in her scheming, and more slap-happy this time around.
8. Toilets can be polite but they know far too much.
9. Hermes can cry exactly like a baby, exactly like Zoidberg used to.
10. If you are interested in an end-of-the-world orgy, call Amy.
11. Even if your legs are trapped under a log, you can still remove ALL of your suit.
12. Zap is actually intelligent enough to pull off a scheme such as the one in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela."
13. Never drop a mentos into a bottle of Slurm without.
14. Zapp has never ever heard of the v-giny spaceship.
15. Oddly, having sex will stop the V-Giny, a spaceship that destroys 'smutty' planets, from destroying Earth.
16. Talking toilets will give a person "happy poopy time".
17. iPhones now referred to eyePhones will still give you the same problems 1000 years in the future.
18. Beware the bathrooms in Planet Express... Unless you want a robot copy of you can be made.
19. Stem cells can rejuvenate a whole person from some hair and skin.
20. People enjoy watching hot Asians in sexy bikinis doing math.
21. The professor owns a safety sphere.
22. The EyePhone can be also used as a phone.
23. Professor Farnsworth had sex with a robot for many years.
24. Kiff rides a very mean Hog.
25. Kiff is closely related to a sea cucumber, but not where it counts, according to Amy.
26. A disease that turns you into a clown is nothing at all to worry about.
27. If you wish to fool Amy's parents, wink and act ridiculously deceptive.
28. Keep your eyes on the road at all times even if there is a sign reads "Free Corn."
29. Kiff has no problem at all with the fact that Amy was engaged to Bender only days after they broke up.
30. Light-sabers make fantastic beating sticks.
31. It is more of a stigma to be a single mom in the future than it is to be a robosexual.
32. If you wish to win a proposition vote, you have to have to put in a lot of cloud footage for your commercials.
33. Robot ministers in the future get aroused by seeing other robots making out with humans.
34. Bender had a burping ringtone that smells.
35. You can actually kill a man with just sock.
36. Amy actually has a tattoo of her mother on, or near her ass.
37. Amy loves the bad boys.
38. Cirusitis can and will affect children of all ages.
39. Amy and Bender can survive inside a mini tornado.
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2. Leela has had a boil that looks like a faceon her right buttock for years.
3. Robot's voices become monotone and creepy when they take off their human skin.
4. When trapped under a log, the most logical thing to do is take off your clothes.
5. Invisible flying machines do not make their pilot invisible.
6. Bender can and will eventually get bored of "partying down."
7. Mom is less clever in her scheming, and more slap-happy this time around.
8. Toilets can be polite but they know far too much.
9. Hermes can cry exactly like a baby, exactly like Zoidberg used to.
10. If you are interested in an end-of-the-world orgy, call Amy.
11. Even if your legs are trapped under a log, you can still remove ALL of your suit.
12. Zap is actually intelligent enough to pull off a scheme such as the one in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela."
13. Never drop a mentos into a bottle of Slurm without.
14. Zapp has never ever heard of the v-giny spaceship.
15. Oddly, having sex will stop the V-Giny, a spaceship that destroys 'smutty' planets, from destroying Earth.
16. Talking toilets will give a person "happy poopy time".
17. iPhones now referred to eyePhones will still give you the same problems 1000 years in the future.
18. Beware the bathrooms in Planet Express... Unless you want a robot copy of you can be made.
19. Stem cells can rejuvenate a whole person from some hair and skin.
20. People enjoy watching hot Asians in sexy bikinis doing math.
21. The professor owns a safety sphere.
22. The EyePhone can be also used as a phone.
23. Professor Farnsworth had sex with a robot for many years.
24. Kiff rides a very mean Hog.
25. Kiff is closely related to a sea cucumber, but not where it counts, according to Amy.
26. A disease that turns you into a clown is nothing at all to worry about.
27. If you wish to fool Amy's parents, wink and act ridiculously deceptive.
28. Keep your eyes on the road at all times even if there is a sign reads "Free Corn."
29. Kiff has no problem at all with the fact that Amy was engaged to Bender only days after they broke up.
30. Light-sabers make fantastic beating sticks.
31. It is more of a stigma to be a single mom in the future than it is to be a robosexual.
32. If you wish to win a proposition vote, you have to have to put in a lot of cloud footage for your commercials.
33. Robot ministers in the future get aroused by seeing other robots making out with humans.
34. Bender had a burping ringtone that smells.
35. You can actually kill a man with just sock.
36. Amy actually has a tattoo of her mother on, or near her ass.
37. Amy loves the bad boys.
38. Cirusitis can and will affect children of all ages.
39. Amy and Bender can survive inside a mini tornado.
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