File #13 [Audio; English]

[forgivemesister]

So, say someone was thinking about trying to start a vegetable garden in their room.

Anyone have any suggestions on what that guy should do? Or want to help out, maybe? Figure I probably need to build some sort of area for it and fill it with dirt at least, but....

[He trails off.]

Also, for the new people, I'm Gunnar Dottir, but you can call me Gunn

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[gunsandhonor]

Never had you figured for a gardener.

[forgivemesister]

To be honest I'm not really one but....

[He's bored and doesn't really have anything to do.]

...Figured I could give it a shot. Never know when the food might run out.

[gunsandhonor]

Just don't grow a mutant pumpkin and get us all killed.

[A considering pause.]

... You think it could?

[forgivemesister]

Maybe it'll take us to that ball that's coming up. You know, we could go fairy-tale style.

[He pauses to think about it too.]

...Well, I don't know. We could always have a repeat of the Jennifer thing too, and I don't wanna be surviving on sushi again either.

[gunsandhonor]

... Sorry, I don't do ballgowns. You'll have to find someone with a bigger chest.

[And there's a groan.]

Christ, don't even mention that stuff right now. It's too soon.

[forgivemesister]

You offering to be my date?

[Gunn's kidding, of course, but he figures it'll fluster Gavin anyway so he's amused.]

Yeah, I know. I liked sushi and all but now it's kind of ruined for me. Maybe I'll go in for the eel instead.

[gunsandhonor]

I think my date back home would break the coffee machine over my head if I did.

[Or just laugh. Really hard.]

You could always try deep-sea fishing. Over the side.

[forgivemesister]

Ahh, can't compete with the date back home then.

[He grins.]

Hey, it'd be worth a try if we had fishing lines that long.

[gunsandhonor]

That's not exactly a bad thing.

[ANOTHER THOUGHTFUL PAUSE.]

Can't hurt to check the luggage deck, can it?

[forgivemesister]

No, no it isn't.

[Gunn grins and drops the subject.]

... You know, it couldn't. Feel up to a little investigating later?

[gunsandhonor]

... Huh. I guess I could be persuaded. If you don't mind waiting for an old man to get around.

[forgivemesister]

[Gunn laughs again.]

Nah, I don't mind waiting. I'll meet you down there in an hour or so?

[gunsandhonor]

Yeah, that should give me enough time to get my ass down there.

[He says it lightly, even though it may very well be true.]

[forgivemesister]

Then I'll see you down there then.

[Derp time to bother Riley and Gertie!]

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[gunsandhonor]

Right. It's a date then--

[gunsandhonor]

...

Fuck me, I didn't... mean that.