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[forgivemelush]

you're a charming chap,
and i like fucking charming chaps--
but one must assess
safety, compatibility,
and public health codes
before it is fucking
you shall do.
you're none too dim-witted
so i do not have to refrain
from wincing at your words,
but as sentences amount
to my conclusions
i deduce that
we probably should not exploit
our carnal sensibilities.
it would not be wise,
and distasteful,
low-budget porno flicks
cannot compensate
for ill-made decisions.
so we discuss our similar
interests in art
instead of dropping in
hints of where our beds lie--
we'll pick our brains
instead of steadfastly groping
the better parts of where we end.
eventually you get an idea
that my heart isn't stringy
and it is in fact pretty plentiful
even for passerby--
so you recount tales
of your childhood
that you gather
i have a threshold for.
it was a damn well beautiful moment
that the lifetime channel
could depict with vigor--
kindness and understanding
filled the air
and you felt
so emotionally whole.
i really do think
people are fascinating
and enjoy giving out comfort
like a mangled sieve,
there's just not enough care
in this world
for how badly other humans
can ruin our shit.
i know this and i felt
at peace with how
this scenario evolved.
though i must admit,
though nothing cerebral about me
would have wanted it,
i really could have used
the cum shot
on the camera.