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Feb 27, 2011 01:30

Hi there, to whoever is new and has just arrived! Everyone's calling today visitor's day. I was told before that I came a during this time but I don't remember any of it. [Briefly scratching his head, wondering if maybe he'll remember it today.]Anyway, my name's Aang and I've been here for a month or so now. There's still a lot that I'm learning ( Read more... )

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[Video] its_much_better February 28 2011, 02:07:42 UTC

There is a boy who looks to be standing in a store of some sort. "Hello! How am I to be helping you?"

[Video] forgetspants February 28 2011, 02:42:22 UTC

Oh, I don't need help with anything right now. I'm here to help everyone who has just arrived.

[Video] its_much_better February 28 2011, 19:44:13 UTC

As the camera pans out, there is a girl, standing next to him, and an older man in the background. The girl speaks up next, she doesn't seem to have heard him, "No, no, no, no, no. You no want The Last Airbender, you want The Last Hairbender!"

[Video] forgetspants March 1 2011, 02:42:01 UTC

But I don't have any hair.

1/? its_much_better March 1 2011, 20:10:44 UTC

"Papa! The video!" The man scrambles for a video from the back of the store, and pops it in.

"Yaga!"

its_much_better March 1 2011, 20:27:42 UTC

The feed from the network cuts to the television, where, what is clearly the same two children, are standing, staring at the camera, and speaking very robotically. The boy has a very badly put on bald cap, with a green arrow drawn on it, and there are also two on his hands. He is holding a wig. The girl is dressed in a big coat, and you almost can't see her face.

"You. What are you doing there?"

"I am bending. I am being hair."

"Bending hair? But no one has bent hair for over century."

its_much_better March 1 2011, 20:48:10 UTC

"But there are many hairbenders back home. Right there." He looks back, where there is a pile of styrofoam, assembled to build what appears to be a pile of rubble. Then he turns back immediately, shocked. "Oh no. My home. My family. Where they go?"

"You are our only hope. You must protect us from the evil nation of- of frizz. They have sought to destroy hair all over Earth. You must help us save this Earth."

"I will help you save this Earth. It is my destiny. But you will help, with the shampoo, and rinsewash." A pause, a longer pause, then, whispered, "Papa!"

4/5 its_much_better March 1 2011, 20:52:08 UTC

"Yaga." He runs on screen with a bucket, and splashes it on them. Grins at the camera, then flees.

"Thank you. Yes. Together we shall save this Earth. For I, I am the last hairbender." They both look at each other, then smile awkwardly at the camera.

its_much_better March 1 2011, 20:55:49 UTC

The video cuts out, and then the feed looks back towards the store owners, who are clapping.

"Yes! Is very good! I am moveding."

"I have great confidence in that bald man, to save that Earth."

"Is very good show! I would watch entire thing!" They are all still clapping.

forgetspants March 2 2011, 00:43:11 UTC

[AAang is still pretty confused but hey, the play was prretty amusing or at least it looks like a play to him. He claps his hands alog with everyone else. This play is better than the last play he watched, people in this one actually want him to save the world.]

My friends and I end up saving everyone!

its_much_better March 2 2011, 05:41:33 UTC

"Is true!"

"Thank you. How are you to be paying me?"

forgetspants March 4 2011, 01:35:45 UTC

Pay you? For what?

its_much_better March 4 2011, 05:29:34 UTC

They huddle up, whispering feverishly to each other for about five minutes before they come out of it.

"You see video, yes?"

forgetspants March 5 2011, 00:34:01 UTC

Ah...yeah, I did. You want me to pay for watching that?

its_much_better March 6 2011, 19:36:29 UTC

"Yes!"

"Thank you. Cash or credit?"

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