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[forgerydarling]

This is the Dog & Bone of one Mr. Eames.

I'm quite clearly unavailable at the present time, for reasons either fair or foul, but most likely a bit of both.
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[delilah_taft]

Text from "LONDON'S BIGGEST DICK"

[forgerydarling]

You have one of two choices... scared witless at the London Dungeon, or posing next to waxwork models at Madame Tussauds.
Choose wisely!
E. xx

Text from Little Red Riding Hood!

[delilah_taft]

hmmmm...that's a tough choice. i'll have to go with the Dungeon. i've been to one too many wax museums, i think. when should i meet you, darlin? and what attire would be appropriate for this occasion? mostly asking since you'll be there ;)

~Lil <3

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[forgerydarling]

3pm tomorrow sound ok? Would prefer you in a miniskirt and lowcut top, but come in casual dress if you like.
I'll be the handsome man in shades and a trilby waiting at the entrance.
Tooley Street, nearest tube London Bridge.
Wear sensible shoes.

kisses. E.

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[delilah_taft]

that sounds lovely, mr. eames. can't wait to see you there. i could use the break. see you then! <3