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[forgerydarling]

This is the Dog & Bone of one Mr. Eames.

I'm quite clearly unavailable at the present time, for reasons either fair or foul, but most likely a bit of both.
Please do leave your name slash pseudonym and your message after the beep, and i'll endeavour to get back to you at the earliest convenient opportunity.

Cheers.

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Text from 'The Most Awesomest Cory M"

[corym_forger]

Hello love, wanna go freak out some realtors with Robbie and me tomorrow? We're gonna look for a bigger place, thanks for getting me a full time roommate. Kisses

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[forgerydarling]

Forgers Unite, sweetheart. If you ever need a new couch, a new fridge, a new car, I can no doubt arrange or otherwise convince someone to give you those, too.

I'll meet you at your apartment at 11am.
No need to give me the address.

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[corym_forger]

AWESOME. just fyi, we are going to be doing weird 3-way relationship, just to fuck with people, robbie has a wicked sense of humor. what should i go for, sexy secretary or sex-kitten student?

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[forgerydarling]

The Latter. I fancy wearing your favourite tweed, so i'll be your sordid dirty old man Professor.

Robert will make me a very fine TA.

Re: Text from "London's Biggest Dick"

[corym_forger]

the tweed, lovely. jumping for joy right now.

no matter, looking forward to groping you love.