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[forgerydarling]

This is the Dog & Bone of one Mr. Eames.

I'm quite clearly unavailable at the present time, for reasons either fair or foul, but most likely a bit of both.
Please do leave your name slash pseudonym and your message after the beep, and i'll endeavour to get back to you at the earliest convenient opportunity.

Cheers.

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Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

hey (: uhhh. can i ask you a huge favor? can you delete those pics of me?

also, tell me you'll be in london soon!

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

I definitely can. This has something to do with that boy of yours, doesn't it...

Will be back in London soon. Almost done in Japan, then stopping over in LA for a few days to see an acquaintance/friend/person.
Are you coming over? At bloody last.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

i sure am! i hooked up with your new pet forger cory (not literally, don't get excited) and we're gonna go out and i hear there may even jobs floating around there? i have some details but we'll see.

and yes, mr. eames, it does have something to do with that man of mine. his name is karl. please try to be nice. he's very...protective, of me. but i still want yall to meet him, because he really is lovely. i am very much in love.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

Have not much to say about this Karl fellow. My first impression wasn't favourable! If I do my research and find out he's bad news, that impression is not likely to change.
I'm glad you're happy, but.... be careful. And don't let him treat you like shit. Like last time.

I'm very protective too of me and mine. There's enough danger in this Business as it is without working with dangerous people.

Is he planning on stabbing my real face this time?

Sorry to sound judgemental, dearest. I'm just worried about you.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

why does no one think i can take care of myself?

don't worry about me. neither one of you have to. i am able to take care of myself and make my own decisions about my life. karl's fine. he's a very, very dangerous man but he loves me in any way that he can and he'll always feel that way. so stop patronizing me and get over the fact that i'm dating him.

and he slit your throat last night with a switchblade. you showed up as a projection during our otherwise very peaceful dreamshare asking for "more pics". so don't worry, that's out of his system.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

Not worried about YOU, crazy lady. More worried about my own hide. Especially now you've informed me about the switchblade incident.

That makes twice, now. Third time had better not be the charm.

Usually i'd make a joke about you dreaming of me, but i'm far too worried about being murdered in my bed for the third and final time.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

karl is not going to murder you unless you do something awful to me. he'll only glare at you a little and just put space in between us. and as for the research you're going to do, don't bother. he has very deep ties in the russian mafia and has killed many people in delightfully creative ways, okay? yes, he's a very shady guy, but he loves me. he loves me so much.

so you can relax. unless you do something bad to me, he's not going to kill me. and heaven knows you wouldn't do anything bad to me. (: okay? will you get off my case now about karl?

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

I can't believe you just told me that your boyfriend who in all likelyhood hates me is a professional killer.

I hope you're joking, dear, because that isn't the sort of thing that makes any SANE man relax.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

he most certainly doesn't hate you. as long as you're not walking around with my semi-nudeness in your pocket, he has no real reason to hate you. karl doesn't live in the past, you know? seriously. he's a nice guy.

do you really think i would date a guy who wasn't nice at least somewhat? i mean, what must you think of me?

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[forgerydarling]

I think you're a wonderful sweet girl who deserves better in life.

Don't blame me for thinking that!

Broken wine glass, switchblade. What next? A bloody chainsaw?

I'm sure your incredibly dangerous boyfriend has at least one or two slightly redeeming qualities in order for you to be with him. I'm sure he'll demonstrate these to me at your instructions if I ever meet him.

Re: Text Message from Lilah Dear

[delilah_taft]

well, i certainly don't tell karl what to do. i love him for who he is. and he feels the same about me. and i don't really know what you expect is better than a man who is willing to die for me. i hope you do meet him, because i think you'll find that he's quite alright for me.

but perhaps next time i should simply defer to your judgment?