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[forgenotgred]

[Fred has decided you all get to hear his song via inanimate objects that he's put a few spells on; whistling teapots, clanking cutlery, scraping chair legs, etc etc. He's even conducting with his wand. Everybody and Jesus knows this song, I'd say.]

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble, something wicked this way comes!

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[gredn0tforge]

[sbjkhsj brb dying of laughter and possibly clapping to the beat now BECAUSE HE CAN.]

[forgenotgred]

[OH WHY THANK YOU also have a wizard's cap because this song would not be complete without one.]

[gredn0tforge]

[OH YAY. Also he is taking over a few of your tea kettles. 8|]

[forgenotgred]

[Go right ahead. 83 They were getting rambunctious, anyway.]

[gredn0tforge]

[Have some dancing kettles to go with that orchestra now. 83]

[forgenotgred]

[fakljdjakg laughing now, too. HAVE SOME TEACUPS to dance with said kettles.]

[gredn0tforge]

[brb no kitchen party is complete without the addition of dancing forks and knives. IN PAIRS.]

[forgenotgred]

[FRED IS SO TOUCHED BY THIS DISPLAY. Time for some pirouetting napkins.]

[gredn0tforge]

[HOW FABULOUS, let us add a few ballet!skillets.]

[forgenotgred]

[Just beautiful. This calls for tap dancing spatulas.]

[gredn0tforge]

[Don't forget the twirling ladles. 8D]

[forgenotgred]

[Naturally, those ladles'll need some professional can opener partners.]

[gredn0tforge]

[Oh for sure. And some sponges to join them.]

[forgenotgred]

[Just going to be laughing and fail!singing now.]

[gredn0tforge]

[Tries to pitifully conduct the straggling army of dancing kitchen stuff, and then just... joins you.]