Kyon, you're so stupid!
A fun chat I had with Jami. We played Kyon and Haruhi... RPing as each other. Don't get what I mean? (Sorry if you see this twice! I think Jami is posting it too)
Haruhi / Kyon. The SNs at the end aren't real, don't bother iming them.
[ Hah, Kyon, you are in for it! ]
There once was a little bitch boy named Kyon, which is short for Kyonyuu because he wanted to be a woman who had big breasts. This is why he always hung around Ditsy space receptionist Mikuru, even though she was stupid. He still wanted to be just like her and have big boobs and no cock.
Kyon was also amazing Commander Haruhi's bitch on the SOS Brigade starship. Everyday he got her coffee and kneeled down front of her so that she could rest her feet on him like a stool. Hahahah, what a pathetic idiot!
So today little bitch boy Kyon was getting coffee when he realized something had popped up on the monitor. He was so overjoyed that he had found something (because usually he was too oblivous to notice anything) that he rushed straightaway to Great Commander Haruhi to tell her the news. "Oh Great Commander Haruhi, something is on the radar! I don't know what it is because I am too much of a stupid idiot. Please, share your amazing wisdom with me and give me your orders, sir!"
[.....You are going down, Haruhi.]
...Which is what the amazing and completely hot Kyon would have asked if the Great Commander Haruhi had an inkling as to what she was doing as commander. Truth betold, no matter how threatening she thought she was, she merely had the appearence of a commander who only gained the position out of inheritence. NOT someone with skill.
SO. As the loyal and drop dead sexy Kyon saluted and reported to his psychotic hot-tempured superior. "Commander, enemy ships have been spotted. Request permission to engage."
He knew that his bull-headed commnader couldn't back down from a challenge no matter how dumb it was. At least this time, there was a reason to fire and waste ammunition. The 'Society' had come back for a rematch.
[ >/ You're not playing yourself Kyon!!!!!! You don't know how to RP, idiot! Hmph, fine, we'll have it your way. ]
Kyon only thought he was hot when he looked in the mirror and pretended to be a little girl with a ponytail, because he thoguht that if he was a girl if Daddy would love him in a very intimate way. So Kyon was thinking about this as he talked to the Great Commander Haruhi, who really did know what she was doing because she was amazing and because she had to beat down a whole bunch of other bitches in order to get the prestigious position she now held. Her family was tough.
so the loyal bitch dog Kyon then fell to the floor and curled up in a ball. "I'm afraid of the big bad ships~~~!" Then he cired like a little girl and even ditsy space receptionist Mikuru thoguht he was being a douche.
Great Commander Haruhi took a deep breath and gave her order. "We shall engage the enemy. Take your postions! You too, bitch boy Kyon."
[Oops, My bad >}]
As the idiotic and hot-headed Commander stomped around barking moronic and pointless orders (that made NO sense whatsoever) The intelligent and ambitious First Officer Kyon went off to take care of the situtaion.
After the chaos was soothed the ships began their assult.
Of course, The So-Called Great Commander wanted to jump straight it screaming "FIREFIREFIRE" like she was playing some kind of an arcade game. Sorry, 'Commander', theres no restart button. YOU ARE PLAYING WITH OUR LIVES, YOU SCITZO.
Meanwhile the First Officer tried to work out an intelligent plan with the Commanders Yes-man bitch, Koizumi.
[ IDIOT. ]
The above post contained several typography errors. Measures have been taken to correction this:
Since little bitch boy Kyon was incapable of anything, Haruhti assigned second-in-command Itsuki to take his post. The man smiled and pushed Kyon's fat ass out of the way with his foot and took the controls. Great Commander Haruhi was glad she had such a dependable second-in-command. She sen Kyon to clean out the toilets.
With his tongue.
[Fail, Haruhi, Fail. You couldn't come up with anything, else?]
The above didn't happen at all because The NotSoGreat Commander is uncreative and a loony.
Koizumi, who was the real bitch, was infact able to listen to reason. And did not shove First Officer Kyon away, WHOS ASS IS NOT FAT KTHNX. Instead they were able to talk some bleedin sense into the crazed Commander before they got their asses blown to the other side of the galexy!
"Oh what a brilliant plan!!! I have seen the error of my idiotic and ecentric ways! Please First Officer Kyon and ...my bitch Koizumi, Lead us to victory!"
[ OH I'LL SHOW YOU BITCH BOY!!! ]
The above did happen and bitch boy Kyon is just getting his facts mixed up because he's too stupid to remember anything properly.
Then the Great Commander Haruhi laughed and said, "Ahahahaha, I was just kidding! It's a horrible idea, bitch boy Kyon. Go back to cleaning the toilets with your tongue." And she booted him out of the control room, HIS FAT ASS INCLUDED.
Because of bitch boy Kyon's insolence, the enemy had come nearer. Space receptionist Mikuru let out a wail (which bitch boy Kyon wished he could achieve) and his under her desk. Uber hacker Yuki used her quick fingers to enter in a complicated set off code. "Open fire!" Great Commander Haruhi yelled and a load of torpedos were fired at the enemy fleet, distroying them and saving the day. No thanks to bitch boy kyon.
[YES. YOU SHOWED ME BITCH BOY. BITCH BOY KOIZUMI.]
All this above is what we let Great Crazy Haruhi believe. See, after she was done thrashing around and treating a majoity of her staff like shit, the rest formed the correct and WORKING plans away from her so not to get infected with her CRAZY.
THIS WAY, everything was set into motion. The Society was quickly defeated and while the Great Eratic Haruhi boasted around thinking she was the hero, the others were the real saviors of the day! The End. >|
greatcommanderharuhi: That's not how it happened!!!!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: You suck Kyon!
notkyonkthnx: Is too!
notkyonkthnx: You were just to CRAZY to not see it
greatcommanderharuhi: Don't just make the decision to end it on your own!
notkyonkthnx: I just did!
greatcommanderharuhi: I'm the commander!!!!!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: Listen to me!
notkyonkthnx: Only because you says so!
greatcommanderharuhi: Yes, because I say so!
notkyonkthnx: I'm the one the all listen to!
greatcommanderharuhi: Yeah, right! Don't make me laugh, kyon.
notkyonkthnx: I won't. You haven't a clue how we won that battle! You were to busy screaming about penalties and other such nonesenses!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: I'm a great multitasker! NOW GET BACK TO CLEANING YOUR TOILETS, BITCH-BOY!
notkyonkthnx: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR REAL BITCH TO DO IT!!!?? KOIZUMI WOULD LICK THE DIRT OFF YOUR SHOW IF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD KEEP YOU (fromblowinguptheworld) HAPPY!!!! >|
greatcommanderharuhi: THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S TOO EASY THAT WAY! HE'S NOT MY BITCH!!! THAT'S YOUR JOB!!!!!
notkyonkthnx: [WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT AN EASY BITCH. THATS WHY THEY'RE BITCHES HARUHI!!!]
greatcommanderharuhi: IT'S MORE FUN TO KICK YOU AROUND!!!!
notkyonkthnx: SCREW YOU. YOU'RE NOT KICKING ME AROUND ANYMORE. BLOW THE DAMN WORLD UP I DON'T CARE
notkyonkthnx: ...I mean
notkyonkthnx): ...fuck
greatcommanderharuhi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
greatcommanderharuhi: YOU'RE SO STUPID!
greatcommanderharuhi: IDIOT!
notkyonkthnx: ABSOLUTLY NOTHING
notkyonkthnx: YOU'RE RIGHT
notkyonkthnx: I'M AN IDIOT
notkyonkthnx: DISREGARD ALL OF THAT
notkyonkthnx: ahahhaaa
greatcommanderharuhi: SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE YOU
*greatcommanderharuhi has signed off.
notkyonkthnx: .....Phew
*notkyonkthnx has signed off
Haruhi / Kyon. The SNs at the end aren't real, don't bother iming them.
[ Hah, Kyon, you are in for it! ]
There once was a little bitch boy named Kyon, which is short for Kyonyuu because he wanted to be a woman who had big breasts. This is why he always hung around Ditsy space receptionist Mikuru, even though she was stupid. He still wanted to be just like her and have big boobs and no cock.
Kyon was also amazing Commander Haruhi's bitch on the SOS Brigade starship. Everyday he got her coffee and kneeled down front of her so that she could rest her feet on him like a stool. Hahahah, what a pathetic idiot!
So today little bitch boy Kyon was getting coffee when he realized something had popped up on the monitor. He was so overjoyed that he had found something (because usually he was too oblivous to notice anything) that he rushed straightaway to Great Commander Haruhi to tell her the news. "Oh Great Commander Haruhi, something is on the radar! I don't know what it is because I am too much of a stupid idiot. Please, share your amazing wisdom with me and give me your orders, sir!"
[.....You are going down, Haruhi.]
...Which is what the amazing and completely hot Kyon would have asked if the Great Commander Haruhi had an inkling as to what she was doing as commander. Truth betold, no matter how threatening she thought she was, she merely had the appearence of a commander who only gained the position out of inheritence. NOT someone with skill.
SO. As the loyal and drop dead sexy Kyon saluted and reported to his psychotic hot-tempured superior. "Commander, enemy ships have been spotted. Request permission to engage."
He knew that his bull-headed commnader couldn't back down from a challenge no matter how dumb it was. At least this time, there was a reason to fire and waste ammunition. The 'Society' had come back for a rematch.
[ >/ You're not playing yourself Kyon!!!!!! You don't know how to RP, idiot! Hmph, fine, we'll have it your way. ]
Kyon only thought he was hot when he looked in the mirror and pretended to be a little girl with a ponytail, because he thoguht that if he was a girl if Daddy would love him in a very intimate way. So Kyon was thinking about this as he talked to the Great Commander Haruhi, who really did know what she was doing because she was amazing and because she had to beat down a whole bunch of other bitches in order to get the prestigious position she now held. Her family was tough.
so the loyal bitch dog Kyon then fell to the floor and curled up in a ball. "I'm afraid of the big bad ships~~~!" Then he cired like a little girl and even ditsy space receptionist Mikuru thoguht he was being a douche.
Great Commander Haruhi took a deep breath and gave her order. "We shall engage the enemy. Take your postions! You too, bitch boy Kyon."
[Oops, My bad >}]
As the idiotic and hot-headed Commander stomped around barking moronic and pointless orders (that made NO sense whatsoever) The intelligent and ambitious First Officer Kyon went off to take care of the situtaion.
After the chaos was soothed the ships began their assult.
Of course, The So-Called Great Commander wanted to jump straight it screaming "FIREFIREFIRE" like she was playing some kind of an arcade game. Sorry, 'Commander', theres no restart button. YOU ARE PLAYING WITH OUR LIVES, YOU SCITZO.
Meanwhile the First Officer tried to work out an intelligent plan with the Commanders Yes-man bitch, Koizumi.
[ IDIOT. ]
The above post contained several typography errors. Measures have been taken to correction this:
Since little bitch boy Kyon was incapable of anything, Haruhti assigned second-in-command Itsuki to take his post. The man smiled and pushed Kyon's fat ass out of the way with his foot and took the controls. Great Commander Haruhi was glad she had such a dependable second-in-command. She sen Kyon to clean out the toilets.
With his tongue.
[Fail, Haruhi, Fail. You couldn't come up with anything, else?]
The above didn't happen at all because The NotSoGreat Commander is uncreative and a loony.
Koizumi, who was the real bitch, was infact able to listen to reason. And did not shove First Officer Kyon away, WHOS ASS IS NOT FAT KTHNX. Instead they were able to talk some bleedin sense into the crazed Commander before they got their asses blown to the other side of the galexy!
"Oh what a brilliant plan!!! I have seen the error of my idiotic and ecentric ways! Please First Officer Kyon and ...my bitch Koizumi, Lead us to victory!"
[ OH I'LL SHOW YOU BITCH BOY!!! ]
The above did happen and bitch boy Kyon is just getting his facts mixed up because he's too stupid to remember anything properly.
Then the Great Commander Haruhi laughed and said, "Ahahahaha, I was just kidding! It's a horrible idea, bitch boy Kyon. Go back to cleaning the toilets with your tongue." And she booted him out of the control room, HIS FAT ASS INCLUDED.
Because of bitch boy Kyon's insolence, the enemy had come nearer. Space receptionist Mikuru let out a wail (which bitch boy Kyon wished he could achieve) and his under her desk. Uber hacker Yuki used her quick fingers to enter in a complicated set off code. "Open fire!" Great Commander Haruhi yelled and a load of torpedos were fired at the enemy fleet, distroying them and saving the day. No thanks to bitch boy kyon.
[YES. YOU SHOWED ME BITCH BOY. BITCH BOY KOIZUMI.]
All this above is what we let Great Crazy Haruhi believe. See, after she was done thrashing around and treating a majoity of her staff like shit, the rest formed the correct and WORKING plans away from her so not to get infected with her CRAZY.
THIS WAY, everything was set into motion. The Society was quickly defeated and while the Great Eratic Haruhi boasted around thinking she was the hero, the others were the real saviors of the day! The End. >|
greatcommanderharuhi: That's not how it happened!!!!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: You suck Kyon!
notkyonkthnx: Is too!
notkyonkthnx: You were just to CRAZY to not see it
greatcommanderharuhi: Don't just make the decision to end it on your own!
notkyonkthnx: I just did!
greatcommanderharuhi: I'm the commander!!!!!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: Listen to me!
notkyonkthnx: Only because you says so!
greatcommanderharuhi: Yes, because I say so!
notkyonkthnx: I'm the one the all listen to!
greatcommanderharuhi: Yeah, right! Don't make me laugh, kyon.
notkyonkthnx: I won't. You haven't a clue how we won that battle! You were to busy screaming about penalties and other such nonesenses!!!
greatcommanderharuhi: I'm a great multitasker! NOW GET BACK TO CLEANING YOUR TOILETS, BITCH-BOY!
notkyonkthnx: HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR REAL BITCH TO DO IT!!!?? KOIZUMI WOULD LICK THE DIRT OFF YOUR SHOW IF HE THOUGHT IT WOULD KEEP YOU (fromblowinguptheworld) HAPPY!!!! >|
greatcommanderharuhi: THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S TOO EASY THAT WAY! HE'S NOT MY BITCH!!! THAT'S YOUR JOB!!!!!
notkyonkthnx: [WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT AN EASY BITCH. THATS WHY THEY'RE BITCHES HARUHI!!!]
greatcommanderharuhi: IT'S MORE FUN TO KICK YOU AROUND!!!!
notkyonkthnx: SCREW YOU. YOU'RE NOT KICKING ME AROUND ANYMORE. BLOW THE DAMN WORLD UP I DON'T CARE
notkyonkthnx: ...I mean
notkyonkthnx): ...fuck
greatcommanderharuhi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
greatcommanderharuhi: YOU'RE SO STUPID!
greatcommanderharuhi: IDIOT!
notkyonkthnx: ABSOLUTLY NOTHING
notkyonkthnx: YOU'RE RIGHT
notkyonkthnx: I'M AN IDIOT
notkyonkthnx: DISREGARD ALL OF THAT
notkyonkthnx: ahahhaaa
greatcommanderharuhi: SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE YOU
*greatcommanderharuhi has signed off.
notkyonkthnx: .....Phew
*notkyonkthnx has signed off