NEWSFLASH, ERIDAN. THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. WHY DIDN'T I CONTACT YOU? BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU. I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE WITH WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU. AND NO, THIS ISN'T ME FLIRTING WITH YOU. I DON'T PULL THE BACKWARDS QUADRANT SCRAMBLING THING. IF I HATED YOU IN *THAT* WAY, YOU'D KNOW IT. YOU'RE A PATHETIC GRUBFUCKING HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG WHO'S SO DESPERATE TO FILL A QUADRANT HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE WHO IT'S WITH. YOU'RE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT. I HATE YOU, ERIDAN AMPORA. IN THE LEAST ROMANTIC WAY POSSIBLE. IF I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH I WOULD. YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS. YOU KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. YOU KILLED THE GIRL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED. I DON'T TRUST YOU AND I'M PRETTY SURE I NEVER WILL.
i knoww you hate me thats the fuckin point an stop this stupid ass hard to fuckin get bullshit that part is fuckin ovver you low class stupid fuck and wwhat the FUCK are you talkin about ivve not killed anyone AT ALL i dont knoww wwhat fuckin deluded you wwhen you wwent back there but i wwouldnt kill my friends OR fuckin fef so you better fuckin stop this goddamn dramawwhorin BULLSHIT
DRAMAWHORING BULLSHIT. IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING? NOT EVERYONE OPERATES ON YOUR PATHETIC LEVEL, ERIDAN. I DON'T NEED TO DRAMATICALLY THROW MYSELF AROUND TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME. I'M NOT BEING FUCKING CAGEY ABOUT THIS GET THAT THROUGH YOUR NEANDERTHRASHING SKULL. THIS ISN'T ME FLIRTING. I'M GENUINELY PISSED OFF AT YOU AND YOUR ACTIONS.
thats exactly wwhat youre doin because youre talkin a WWHOLE bunch a fuckin rubbish accusin me a shit i havvent evven fuckin DONE so you can be pissed off at me about fakey fake fuckin things i HAVVENT done and stop fuckin PRETENDIN wwe arent a thing wwere vvery much a fuckin thing and you goddamn KNOWW IT
WE WHAT. YOU THINK WE'RE *WHAT*. WE AREN'T A THING. THIS ISN'T A THING. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN LESS OF ANYTHING THAN THERE IS OF THE THING THAT ISN'T BETWEEN US.
wwoww kar i knoww you can be fuckin stupid but this is ridiculous YES wwere a fuckin thing wwevve been one then you disappeared but that doesnt mean wwhat wwe had fuckin has ended fuck no so stop actin like some emptylobed little grub about this wwere fuckin KISMESISES stop playin dumb
im not TRYIN anything it did happen you stupid fuckin gutterblood wwe evven wwent on a fuckin hatedate and evverything dont you fuckin try and tell me it didnt happen IT DID SO FUCKIN DEAL WW IT youre my GODDAMN fuckin KISMESIS stop tryin to act like wwere fuckin not you insiginificant flippant little brinesucker if it wwasnt for my hate bein so goddamn PITCH id find you right noww and fuckin cull you for bein such a fuckin audacious piece a shit
OK, IDIOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TOO FUCKING CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN EMOTIONAL THEATRICS YOU HAVEN'T BOTHERED TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. SO HERE'S KARKAT, YOUR SAVIOR, EXPLAINING IT IN SIMPLE WORDS THAT EVEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, YOU BULGESUCKING SHITHOLE. I DON'T REMEMBER BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I DON'T REMEMBER OUR HATE DATE. WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS YOU SLAUGHTERING TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS AND CRIPPLING ANOTHER.
you you dont remember anything at all not one fuckin thing and FUCK OFF i didnt fuckin KILL ANYONE stop fuckin accusin me a that fuckin BULLSHIT i didnt blind sol despite wwhat you or he claims i didnt kill anyone so just shut the FUCK up already
[Probably for the best, because from his POV that isn't a thing that's happened, so thus gonna forevverdenyit]
this is the fuckin second time idiot just because you dont remember the first doesnt mean it didnt happen fuck if you dont remember anything i fuck you wwhatevver ill make you fuckin remember it ill fan the fuckin flames a our rivvalry ill make you realize howw much wwe reely ARE kismesises evven if your deluded and dilapidated think pan makes you think otherwwise
[ `just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen`? he could turn that logic around on eridan, but he won't. there's no point in needling any longer. he's so fucking tired. ]
[Not like it'd work. Eridan is the king of stubborn and empty logic after all.]
fuck you and your bullshit replies you can keep not takin me seriously but i fuckin MEAN it kar youre fuckin MINE and youll soon fuckin realize this again
[Oh this conversation may be over, but this? This whole thing? Nah, not even close. Eridan is determined, and we all know what happens when he's determined, a good example is that planet full of pissed off fast as shit angels becoming a slaughter house for those poor game constructs. Are you ready for this Karkat? I sure hope so.]
THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
WHY DIDN'T I CONTACT YOU? BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU.
I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE WITH WHAT I FEEL FOR YOU.
AND NO, THIS ISN'T ME FLIRTING WITH YOU.
I DON'T PULL THE BACKWARDS QUADRANT SCRAMBLING THING.
IF I HATED YOU IN *THAT* WAY, YOU'D KNOW IT.
YOU'RE A PATHETIC GRUBFUCKING HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG WHO'S SO DESPERATE TO FILL A QUADRANT HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE WHO IT'S WITH.
YOU'RE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT.
I HATE YOU, ERIDAN AMPORA.
IN THE LEAST ROMANTIC WAY POSSIBLE.
IF I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH I WOULD.
YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS.
YOU KILLED YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU KILLED THE GIRL I THOUGHT YOU LOVED.
I DON'T TRUST YOU AND I'M PRETTY SURE I NEVER WILL.
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an stop this stupid ass hard to fuckin get bullshit that part is fuckin ovver you low class stupid fuck and
wwhat the FUCK are you talkin about
ivve not killed anyone AT ALL
i dont knoww wwhat fuckin deluded you wwhen you wwent back there but i wwouldnt kill my friends
OR fuckin fef so you better fuckin stop this goddamn dramawwhorin BULLSHIT
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING?
NOT EVERYONE OPERATES ON YOUR PATHETIC LEVEL, ERIDAN. I DON'T NEED TO DRAMATICALLY THROW MYSELF AROUND TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
I'M NOT BEING FUCKING CAGEY ABOUT THIS
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR NEANDERTHRASHING SKULL.
THIS ISN'T ME FLIRTING.
I'M GENUINELY PISSED OFF AT YOU AND YOUR ACTIONS.
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accusin me a shit i havvent evven fuckin DONE
so you can be pissed off at me about fakey fake fuckin things i HAVVENT done
and stop fuckin PRETENDIN wwe arent a thing
wwere vvery much a fuckin thing and you goddamn KNOWW IT
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YOU THINK WE'RE *WHAT*.
WE AREN'T A THING.
THIS ISN'T A THING.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN LESS OF ANYTHING THAN THERE IS OF THE THING THAT ISN'T BETWEEN US.
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but this is ridiculous
YES wwere a fuckin thing wwevve been one
then you disappeared but that doesnt mean wwhat wwe had fuckin has ended
fuck no
so stop actin like some emptylobed little grub about this
wwere fuckin KISMESISES stop playin dumb
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LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
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it did happen you stupid fuckin gutterblood
wwe evven wwent on a fuckin hatedate and evverything dont you fuckin try and tell me it didnt happen
IT DID SO FUCKIN DEAL WW IT
youre my GODDAMN fuckin KISMESIS stop tryin to act like wwere fuckin not you insiginificant flippant little brinesucker
if it wwasnt for my hate bein so goddamn PITCH id find you right noww and fuckin cull you for bein such a fuckin audacious piece a shit
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BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TOO FUCKING CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN EMOTIONAL THEATRICS YOU HAVEN'T BOTHERED TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.
SO HERE'S KARKAT, YOUR SAVIOR, EXPLAINING IT IN SIMPLE WORDS THAT EVEN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, YOU BULGESUCKING SHITHOLE.
I DON'T REMEMBER BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
I DON'T REMEMBER OUR HATE DATE.
WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS YOU SLAUGHTERING TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS AND CRIPPLING ANOTHER.
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you dont remember anything at all
not one fuckin thing
and FUCK OFF i didnt fuckin KILL ANYONE stop fuckin accusin me a that fuckin BULLSHIT
i didnt blind sol despite wwhat you or he claims
i didnt kill anyone so just shut the FUCK up already
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I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN HERE.
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this is the fuckin second time idiot
just because you dont remember the first doesnt mean it didnt happen
fuck
if you dont remember anything i
fuck you wwhatevver ill make you fuckin remember it ill fan the fuckin flames a our rivvalry ill make you realize howw much wwe reely ARE kismesises evven if your deluded and dilapidated think pan makes you think otherwwise
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OKAY, WHATEVER.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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fuck you and your bullshit replies
you can keep not takin me seriously but i fuckin MEAN it kar
youre fuckin MINE and youll soon fuckin realize this again
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