[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone

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[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

[It's pretty obvious who Eridan is looking for, he didn't need to be able to see the horrible picture to know. It was pretty hilarious how desperate he was. Sollux wanted to see FF as well, but he wasn't going to ask the network about it.]

You're asking about FF aren't you?

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

[Oh how Eridan wishes you weren't blind right now. He's snarling at you bro, his trademake hipster snarl. yeah all in your direction.]

Shut the fuck UP you disgustin' mustardblood! This isn't for you, this is for them, you know, people who can giwe me some fuckin' answers! So fuck off!

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

[And he's just laughing right back at you bro. You can't really see it though, he's using the dreamberry like it would be a phone right now.]

What did you show them a picture of her or something?

[Eridan didn't exactly describe FF or anything, so yeah this was probably a video post he made with a picture he got from somewhere? Did he draw his own picture of her? ]

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

I--Yes I did but that doesn't fuckin' matter! Not like you can see it anyway! And--Sol.

What are you doin'? All I see is... Is that your auricular sponge? Are you a fuckin' idiot? This is a wideo call you fuckin' think-pan diminished idiot!

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

I'm glad I was spared from having to see your horrible picture! I can only imagine how terrible it would be.

What? Oh, like I could fucking tell.

[He holds the dreamberry out in his hand and looks down to it. It's a bit too low, but you can see his face for the most part. He's got the biggest shit eating grin on his face. Yeah he's imagining Eridan's shitty art. Pff like Eridan can even draw.]

Better?

[video]

[forevveraglub]

Pfft! It's probably better than anythin' a mustard-sludge-blooded commoner like you could come up with--especially now since your so fuckin' blind you're completely fuckin' useless!

[He stares at the image he is now gifted with. If he ever needed convincing Sollux was blind, this was sufficient enough proof of it.]

Yeah that's better... But stop grinnin' you look so idiotic with your lack a fangs. Ewen if it's kinda a blessin' you don't hawe those stupid ower sized fangs that made you sound like your think pan didn't fully dewelop.

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

I know I can't draw, I wouldn't have even bothered trying in the first place like any sensible person would have.

My lisp-- lisssssp lisp-- man you know it was a religious experience, even you miss hearing it.

[No actually its pretty awesome without his lisp. And he can't see how dumb his toothless grin looks so tough luck, Eridan will have to deal.]

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

Shut up! They needed a reference, you know as well as I these humans are lackin' in the mental faculties!

I--No, Sol if there is anythin' I ewer missed, it wouldn't be that auricular sponge clot torturin' noise!

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

Then just describe her, seriously it's not that hard. I promise.

[vvideo]

[forevveraglub]

I hawe! To a few people and they agreed to keep an eye out for her--I'd tell you to do the same but I hate you... And you're blind.

[video]

[sm00chmylisp]

Yeah, whatever.

[click.]