[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone

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[isahumanitarian]

I don't think your blood type is going to help in this place, but...

[Small, amused giggle.] Is that supposed to be your friend?

[forevveraglub]

Blood type--My blood color has ewerythin' to do with ewerythin'! The sooner you earth human landfreaks realize this the better!

[Raised eyebrow] Yes, this is my princess. I'm searchin' for her, so can you keep an eye out for her?

[isahumanitarian]

Really? Is your blood color different from everybody else? [Pauses.] Human landfreaks, mister?

I could, but I don't think it'd be very easy if I don't even know you names. Have you looked at the contact list for her?

[forevveraglub]

Yes! It's a royal purple! [He sneers.] That's what you are.

Oh--Well her name is Feferi and I'm Orphaner Dualscar. And no I hawe not? Is that ewen a thing? [Eridan has been here for a couple weeks now, but he's still pretty retarded with the dreamberry.]

s-sorry for being so late.

[isahumanitarian]

I see, I see! You're a troll, right? Do other trolls have purple blood like you? [Smiiiiles.] Hm~? So I'm a human, too?

You must be new around here, then! You can find everybody's name in the contact list, you know.

[forevveraglub]

Yes I'm a troll. Well some do, maybe not my exact shade but we actually hawe an entire hemospectrum rangin' from disgustin' reds to dignified blues and purples. [Pauses.] W-Well I dunno, are you? You look like one.

Yes, I am fairly new. I--Oh? I can? Well. That I guess... Sawes me some troubles then.

[isahumanitarian]

Eh? I didn't think red would be the lowest... Is your color the highest there is? [Giggles.] Who knows? I think you'd look pretty human too if we changed a few details about you.

It's really useful, I think. It updates automatically every time someone new shows up, or... Every time someone leaves.

[forevveraglub]

A course red is the lowest! Followed soon by ugly browns and repulsiwe yellows. I'm not the highest--though there are probably only two trolls higher than me. [A stern glare.] I don't look anythin' like you dirtscrappers!

That's extremely useful. Huh.

[isahumanitarian]

Mm~ Well, that doesn't seem very fair at all. Is there any other color that follows purple? [This. Face.] Are you sure about that?

Can you figure out how to use it on your own?

[forevveraglub]

It's completely fair. They are the peasants, the land dwellers. They hawe hardly any worth to them, so why would they be anythin' different? The shade higher than mine is redwiolet, while the ones that are below me are shades a indigo to red. Ewer seen a rainbow before? Basically follow that with red at the bottom. [This face.] Absolutely sure.

Y-Yes I can! It's just a bit different than what I'm used to!

[isahumanitarian]

Eh? But if the highest is redviolet, doesn't that mean that you're closer to being red the higher you go up instead of being closer to blue? Isn't that the same? [Tee-hee.] If you say so!

Really? So you'll have no problem seeing if your friend is here or not?

[forevveraglub]

It isn't a fuckin' circle, you idiot. It stops at Redwiolet, but once you are red you are back at the fuckin' lowest a the low and may as well wait around to be fuckin' culled.

Yeah, I'll be able to figure it out, don't worry. I'm kind a amazin' at ewerythin' so this'll be grubsplay to figure out.

[isahumanitarian]

Hm... Alright. That's really interesting, actually! Trolls kill people of lower blood colors?

I see! If you're so amazing, then you should find your friend easily. Right?

[forevveraglub]

Yes, it's like our fuckin' duty in bein' the higher caste. Not to mention, I'm a sea dweller and all land dwellers are below me and are filth anyway. I was plannin' to exterminate them all before... Well, before Alternia was destroyed. It would hawe been amazin', riwers a rainbow all ower, the lower bloods finally knowin' their place--which is in a corpse box. Or rather, not existin' no more.

A course! if anyone would be able to find her it'd be me!