[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

Mar 21, 2011 09:41

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone ( Read more... )

vvideo post, is my royal status showing?, i am the highblood you are not, wwhere is my girl?

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smokesinspace March 21 2011, 16:13:46 UTC
Who the hell you callin' a "low blood"? And I couldn't tell you where your little girlfriend was even if I could make out that chicken scratch you call a drawing.

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forevveraglub March 21 2011, 16:16:38 UTC
You, you dirtlickin' human!

S-Shut up! I drew it quickly okay? That's how important this is, so just fuckin' keep an eye out for her or somethin'!

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smokesinspace March 25 2011, 04:46:03 UTC
[deadpan.]

Or you could just look through the goddamn contact list and do the work yourself.

[ooc: holy smokes this is late, sorry! /never got the notiff aaaah]

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forevveraglub March 25 2011, 04:48:17 UTC
I--

What? I can do that? [Earth human technology how does it work?]

[ooc: Totally okay! Notiffs can be a butt sometimes!]

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smokesinspace March 25 2011, 16:43:48 UTC
Yeah. You can.

Ever used a goddamn phone before? Or you from one of those backwater worlds that don't have this kind of technology?

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forevveraglub March 25 2011, 19:22:31 UTC
Oh.

No actually I hawen't--No I'm not! Alternian technology is far superior to anythin' you stupid humans could ewen dream a! Just we don't really hawe phones, just husktops.

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smokesinspace March 27 2011, 04:18:25 UTC
[...right. far superior technology yet no phone? well this old pilot was more than skeptical.]

The hell is a husktop? [he's imagining corn husks or something.]

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forevveraglub March 27 2011, 04:23:29 UTC
I guess the human equiwalent is a portable computin' dewice?

[Who needs phone when your entire race is a bunch of internet trolls? Why use a phone when the ~*~internet~*~ exists? As far as Eridan was concerned, phones were a stupid earth human thing and they were retarded.]

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....i will stop using this icon so much one day. /one day/. smokesinspace March 27 2011, 04:24:45 UTC
[but. what if our phones have internets?

and just arches a brow.]

You mean a laptop?

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Hey if the face fits, spam it away! forevveraglub March 27 2011, 04:27:24 UTC
[THAT'S A STUPID FAKEY FAKE THING. PHONES HAVING INTERNETS! HA!]

Oh, is that what you call it? You humans sure are fuckin' weird. But yeah, we just use them to communicate instead a this stupid piece a rubbish.

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smokesinspace March 27 2011, 04:32:17 UTC
[YOU'LL BE EATING THOSE WORDS B|]

Easier if ya carry somethin' like a phone around if ya just wanna communicate. Can't fit a laptop in yer back pocket now can you?

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forevveraglub March 27 2011, 04:38:22 UTC
[COME AT ME BRO, SORRY I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES AND OTHER THINGS FOR GIRLS!]

Actually, my husktop fits just fine in my sylladex.

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smokesinspace March 27 2011, 04:42:43 UTC
[OH IT'S ON. KISS THOSE HORNS GOODBYE.]

Your what?

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forevveraglub March 27 2011, 05:01:44 UTC
[GUUUURL I FIGHT YOU, BETTER STEP OFF THESE HORNS THAT SHIT IS FUCKIN' 9 TIMES OF UNACCEPTABLE.]

Sylladex, it's like a storage thing okay? Don't tell me you humans are so unadwanced you don't hawe 'em.

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smokesinspace April 1 2011, 00:21:26 UTC
[ALL I'M HEARIN' FROM THAT MOUTH IS BLAH BLAH BLAH.]

Don't know about any goddamn "sylladex." Hell if I know what kind of "storage thing" you're talkin' about. Got lots of 'em.

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