[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]
[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone
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S-Shut up! I drew it quickly okay? That's how important this is, so just fuckin' keep an eye out for her or somethin'!
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Or you could just look through the goddamn contact list and do the work yourself.
[ooc: holy smokes this is late, sorry! /never got the notiff aaaah]
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What? I can do that? [Earth human technology how does it work?]
[ooc: Totally okay! Notiffs can be a butt sometimes!]
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Ever used a goddamn phone before? Or you from one of those backwater worlds that don't have this kind of technology?
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No actually I hawen't--No I'm not! Alternian technology is far superior to anythin' you stupid humans could ewen dream a! Just we don't really hawe phones, just husktops.
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The hell is a husktop? [he's imagining corn husks or something.]
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[Who needs phone when your entire race is a bunch of internet trolls? Why use a phone when the ~*~internet~*~ exists? As far as Eridan was concerned, phones were a stupid earth human thing and they were retarded.]
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and just arches a brow.]
You mean a laptop?
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Oh, is that what you call it? You humans sure are fuckin' weird. But yeah, we just use them to communicate instead a this stupid piece a rubbish.
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Easier if ya carry somethin' like a phone around if ya just wanna communicate. Can't fit a laptop in yer back pocket now can you?
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Actually, my husktop fits just fine in my sylladex.
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Your what?
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Sylladex, it's like a storage thing okay? Don't tell me you humans are so unadwanced you don't hawe 'em.
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Don't know about any goddamn "sylladex." Hell if I know what kind of "storage thing" you're talkin' about. Got lots of 'em.
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