[vvideo ♒ 01 ] havve you seen my sea princess

[forevveraglub]

[The feed clicks on and what is seen is a rather upset looking gray person with candy corn horns in the shape of lightning bolts.]

[He takes a second, staring into the camera to be sure it was working before he starts.]Low bloods! I hawe an issue that is a dire importance! This isn't no skyhorse shit or anythin' like that, I'm lookin' for someone

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At any time you feel uncomfortable with Wrath, please let me know OOCly! Thanks! ^^

[candidate_no_12]

(My, is this one of the blue-blooded trolls that Maryam was talking about? He gathers as much from the unjustified, rather flighty superiority that the gray one in what looks like high-cost robes wields. What an insolent wretch. If Wrath had turned on his Dreamberry to find one he could possibly befriend and learn from, it has certainly backfired.)

(Patch is currently off .)

Blood does not count for anything unless you have power. With that pitiful scrawl, which even with my Ultimate Eye I cannot make out, I fail to see how you are in a position to demand anything.

Oh no worries I'll never feel uncomfortable with Wrath <3

[forevveraglub]

[Eridan is just staring at that eye.]

[Man what is up with that thing, its so weird and--oh he's being talked at.]

...Blood counts for ewerythin'! It's your nobility, your status, your fuckin' worth in the world. Without it to tell you your fuckin' place where would we be? Fuckin' lost little grubs wonderin' about the fuckin' world alright? And beliewe me, I hawe power, more power than anyone before could ewer imagine!

So shut up about my fuckin' drawin', you people are such fuckin' critics! The quality isn't the cod damn point alright!

Yay! ^__^ Phew! ^^;

[candidate_no_12]

(And he stares back--interestingly, he does not waste time in analyzing any of the troll's physical weaknesses. No, this is no enemy for him. Killing him would be--and this is a rarity for him to think this so ---beneath him. The novelty of meeting one he feels to be beneath getting killed by him urges him onward.)

(In a different vein, Wrath recognizes their commonalities. He is immediately magnetized by the blue-blooded troll's crudeness, it being familiar. However, the troll is not adept at artifice as he is. No filters on the high-blood troll.)

You have power, do you? Did you attain that power through toil? Or merely by birth?

I am not one for aesthetics myself. But I cannot tell who the troll-girl you have drawn is, because you rendered it so poorly.

[forevveraglub]

[Eridan is basically grinding his fangs at this man, something about it him just rubs him the wrong way. Who was this man to question how he came into possession of his power? He was a nobody while Eridan was definitely a somebody--he had no right to inquire this information.]

For your information, I was born with power obwiously, but now I hawe a science wand and the power I hawe with it is dramatically more grand than any power anyone could ewer ewen FATHOM hawin'!

[Slaughtering angels apparently is how hipster fishsticks learn to use holy power.]

WELL, I'm not the best at drawin' and I did it quickly and I was pretty upset, so it's not the best! But basically, she's a troll like me, she wears goggles and a tiara, she's got long black wawy hair and she's SO EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING[That right there? That was definitely Eridan trying to do a mock impression of Feferi's high pitched adorable voice, but making it sound pretty horrible and totally unflattering.] So if you see her, let me know will ya?

[candidate_no_12]

(The troll is right, Wrath is certainly a nobody. But until the troll proves worthy of being the somebody that he claims by birth alone, Wrath will show him no respect whatsoever.)

A science wand? You have said that twice now, that your power is limitless. What have you done with this 'limitless' power?

(Baiting.)

(At the mimicry of what is definitely not Kanaya Maryam's voice--he ceases to care what the troll-in-question looks like and glares death at the high-blooded troll.)

Stop that noise., he very clearly commands, his teeth clenched against each other, bared.

[forevveraglub]

I--I hawen't had the chance to do anythin' yet! I was actually on my way to do just that, puttin' a disgustin' commoner in his place with said power, when I was pulled into this insufferable place!

[He was not expecting that, so he just gives a bewildered look at Wrath before responding]

Shut the fuck up low blood! Who are you to try and command me? I am your superior in ewery way, so don't you try and act like you are at the top a the fuckin' water tank--cuz you aren't.

[candidate_no_12]

(That stuttering. Clearly the male troll is not going to do anything with this science wand of his. The fact that the troll announces his power in such a bombastic fashion is enough indication that he has no power at all. Or--if he does, he must constantly assert it to convince himself and everyone else that it is true. This troll is a miserable roach.)

(At the bewildered look from the roach Wrath's expression does not change--until the said insect starts shouting at him. In open mockery, Wrath shoots the other a carnivorous grin, the Philosopher's Stone in his body crackling with crimson light out through his right eye, and the left eye endeavoring to bore into the soul of the gray man-boy.)

You run your mouth far too much for one who claims would be my superior. Those with true power speak softly and carry an iron hammer. And one needs an iron hammer if they are to make me obedient.

[forevveraglub]

You fuckin' bulgereekin' idiot! You're delusions on true power is fuckin' staggerin' in its inaccuracy. Are you fuckin' retarded? Are you missin' your fuckin' think pan or somethin' cuz it definitely seems that way. You need a fuckin' iron flipper to rule ower the lower castes but you can be as fuckin' obnoxious as you damn well please, because if you are in charge who the fuck is gonna stop you?! No one, that's fuckin' who. So maybe you should just shut the fuck up and listen to your goddamn superior instead a makin' a complete fuckin' ass outta yourself like you'we already done.

[candidate_no_12]

(He is not going to let this troll, of all people, to remind him that he doesn't have true power, that he's not in charge. In a way, the troll is valid, and he has yet to find a force strong enough to defeat the one who truly does have the most power. He ignores the other's ineffectual imprecations.)

Me? The ass? I am a brute and a monster. But--even I speak more gently than you, Sir Fuck. I do not see how you command your people without pretending to have a shred of class.

[forevveraglub]

[Fuming.]

I hawe all the fuckin' class, you just are too beneath me to ewen consider fuckin' showin' any a it! Fuck speakin' gently, if you need to get your feelin's across there isn't any better way to do it than to be fuckin' abrasiwe about it! So either fuckin' man up or shut your fuckin' trap you fuckin' grub.

[candidate_no_12]

As you wish, Sir Fuck.

(And he begins to stare at him, silently, his eyes boring into the hot-headed soul of the gray 'ruler'.)

[forevveraglub]

[And he's just glaring.]

[Still that stare kind of starts to creep him out, cuz really why so much staring.]

[Alright now that it was to the point of plain creepiness he's just gonna turn off the video now...]