Just another Boring Monday...
Again.. I find myself Bored..What the hell else is new. I think thats the only time i ever write in this thing. I just got back from Vegas yesterday so im not really motivated to do much besides relax at home. So i guess i shouldnt bitch about being bored...But hey. Such is life.
Now some optical Illusions
where did the middle peg come from --->
Some Silly Excuses
For Getting pulled over:
"I'm sorry officer but dunken donuts is right ahead not here."
I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea.
If I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout we forget abut the whole thing!
Some crazy thoughts to ponder if your as bored as i am: (and if you have answers let me know)
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Enough of my crap for today....